view of the road after seizing me in a passionate embrace. I took her out for a run in the country in the car, stopping off at a nice country pub "The Snivelling Ferret" where they do nice "Cheese toasties" laced with HP sauce. It was her birthday you see and she does have this weakness for cheese-makes her go "all of a dither." She did go on the balloon flight earlier but survived it and really invigorated her. Anyway she grabbed me at an inappropriate moment taking us through a farmers gate right into the pig pen. This fierce old sow trying to protect its young stuck its head and shoulders through my window-considered Doris but then frightened by her, bit me instead. I don't think I will be quite the man I was. Dear oh dear-I am depressed. Can anyone help me get some new two tone Royal Purple and Scarlet waders? That Pig ruined them and I think that colour has been discontinued.
2007-11-22 07:11:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
For a pig to be frightened of Doris, then I really feel for you..........LOL
2007-11-22 07:33:32 · answer #1 · answered by rightio 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Boris, you are a very special man. Have you tried ebay yet? Actually I don't know what waders are, but I'm sure you can find them there. Next time Doris needs to show her appreciation for you, she should try the chicken pen. I don't think they bite as hard. Poor Boris.
2007-11-22 16:50:03 · answer #2 · answered by Granny 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh DEAR .....we must bowdlerize those mountain oysters ... don't worry red was always your color ...With leering eyes you will see that a hot LOTTY and a cup of porrum soup shall warm your heart as in the secret garden of OLD!!!!
2007-11-22 15:34:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi,i will swing for Doris sorry at your expense you give me a good laugh.hope you have recovered & hope you can find some new waders.lol
2007-11-22 16:13:05 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
boring.. but forced myself to read all the way through. We all have better things to do than Yahoo Answers.. I'm still not sure why I'm on here...house work sucks!!
2007-11-22 15:34:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hahahahahahaha.....best laugh all day! Oink Oink! One fer th' Pig.......
2007-11-22 15:21:32 · answer #6 · answered by The Original GarnetGlitter 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you've done it now!you've gone and stole my story line you dork!
2007-11-22 16:27:10 · answer #7 · answered by bratt 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Marijuana only makes more stupid than they already are.
That's bad news for you.
2007-11-22 15:18:01 · answer #8 · answered by box of rain 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ummmm I think you need some help :S
2007-11-22 15:17:10 · answer #9 · answered by lilsurfergirl84 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋