2007-11-22 04:16:36 · 28 answers · asked by ♥ Shane ♥ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
its gonna be cute. i tried carving a cute spring chicken with a chainsaw and it ended up looking like a shredded paper.
may i add that the chicken was roasted, to avoid the wrath of animal rights activists..lol.
2007-11-22 04:20:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jason carved the turkey with a chainsaw just after he performed my lobotomy
2007-11-22 04:21:22 · answer #2 · answered by mr_fartson 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely not. A chainsaw is way to messy and cumbersome. Have a table saw installed as a centerpiece of your dining room table. It's easier to get precision cuts and a bit safer. For those tough to cut areas it would probably be best to use a Sliding Compound Miter Saw. Porter Cable makes a good one for cutting large birds and mammals. Enjoy.
2007-11-22 04:27:17 · answer #3 · answered by Lift Gate 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Mine always looks like that's what I used. I can't carve at all. Happy Thanksgiving Shane. ♥
2007-11-22 10:05:34 · answer #4 · answered by tbm 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but why stop there? continue rifght straight through your great grandmother's dining room table, progress on into the floor. Saw a hole right around the perimeter of the dining room, and send everyone into the basement while loudly proclaiming "LAUNDRY TIME! LAUNDRY TIME ! Off with your clothes, it's LAUNDRY TIME!"
You darned well know that's why your Uncle Merv has been drooling while focused on YOU and not that sumptuous, if saw-dust-ridden, meal!
2007-11-22 08:12:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nah thats normal, with a carving knife, then they'll be outta the door in no time...
2016-05-25 00:41:30 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if I just so happen to "miss" the turkey and hit a family member I just so happen to despise.
2007-11-22 04:20:16 · answer #7 · answered by peroxidekween 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure, whatever floats your boat. Just be sure to have plenty of personal protective equipment (PPE) available in case if OSHA decides it was an industrial accident or something like that.
2007-11-22 04:21:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is the chainsaw clean?
2007-11-22 09:21:57 · answer #9 · answered by Amber K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if you want to eat your turkey off of the walls, ceiling, and floor. LOL
2007-11-22 04:25:02 · answer #10 · answered by golden rider 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋