...how do i convince it to let me out?
2007-11-22 03:54:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Just wait for your company to arrive, they'll tackle it and set you free. In the meantime, you might want to keep it distracted with the newspaper or any celebrity impersonations you do well. Good luck!
2007-11-22 06:14:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
INGREDIENTS * 3 gallons peanut oil for frying, or as needed * 1 (12 pound) whole turkey, neck and giblets removed * 1/4 cup Creole seasoning * 1 white onion DIRECTIONS 1. In a large stockpot or turkey fryer, heat oil to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Be sure to leave room for the turkey, or the oil will spill over. Layer a large platter with food-safe paper bags. 2. Rinse turkey, and thoroughly pat dry with paper towels. Rub Creole seasoning over turkey inside and out. Make sure the hole at the neck is open at least 2 inches so the oil can flow freely through the bird. 3. Place the whole onion and turkey in drain basket. The turkey should be placed in basket neck end first. Slowly lower basket into hot oil to completely cover turkey. Maintain the temperature of the oil at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and cook turkey for 3 1/2 minutes per pound, about 45 minutes. 4. Carefully remove basket from oil, and drain turkey. Insert a meat thermometer into the thickest part of the thigh; the internal temperature must be 180 degrees F (80 degrees C). Finish draining turkey on the prepared platter.
2016-05-25 00:38:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does this mean that the turkey is cooking you to eat? I thought turkey's were vegetarian, must be she just wants justice. Tell her you'll stop eating turkey and instead go out and get a nice duck or a pig would be even better.
Anyway, you're already on fire, I'm not sure you can be saved.
2007-11-22 09:08:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What kind of a mongoloid toad-herder gets tricked into ANYTHING by a turkey?!? Well, you can't be too stupid, you did think to make sure you have internet access from inside your oven....that's thinking ahead!!
I can tell you how to hypnotize the turkey and make him switch places with you, but it'll cost ya......I need a 5th of Cap'n Morgan's spiced rum and a can of fried onions to complete my T-Day feast. Make it happen and I'll get you out of there before you need to be basted.
2007-11-22 08:11:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh God, I think he turned on the oven.
2007-11-22 03:57:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're done for man....those turkey's are grudge keeping creatures! lol
2007-11-22 04:02:45 · answer #6 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He is trying to convert you to being a vegetarian like him....although a very Peta sort of way .....
I think your goose is cooked....
2007-11-22 03:59:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You got overpowered by a turkey....LOL.
2007-11-22 03:57:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hmm, is that the same turkey that got you pregnant?
2007-11-22 16:09:11 · answer #9 · answered by somebody 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you know where his family is and your gonna do sumthin bad if you dont let me out...lol ; )
2007-11-22 03:59:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋