To all fellow Scots and any interested party who would like to give their?

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opinion on this matter. Last night a dear friend phoned very upset, he got his jotters on Monday and discovered he had left his jaikit wi his cally dosh in his work. So he tapped his Maw and went oot and got blootered and lost his new bunnit. I think he is away to join the queue at the broo, and he is fair scunnered. So he is going to his scratcher when he comes back,can anyone give this poor soul any advice to help him and cheer him up.

Answer 1

A friend phoned. He got walking papers? on Monday. He left his jacket? with his wallet? at work. Maw gave him money. He got drunk and lost his bonnet. I think he joined the crew? at the bar? and he is drunk? He is going to his ???? when he comes back.
My advice: Sober up and look for a new job/girl.

Answer 2

a minimum of we've Hume: David Hume - On his Deathbed In lack of life, Hume changed into keen to set an get jointly. James Boswell were given the journalistic scoop of the Enlightenment even as he interviewed Hume on his lack of life mattress. Hume reported that he no longer believed in faith and changed into skeptical of any afterlife, including that once he heard a guy changed into religious, he concluded he turned right into a rascal, even if he had regular some circumstances of very solid adult adult males being religious. contained in the face of lack of life, Boswell got here across Hume ‘placid’ and ‘even joyful’. Deeply bothered by his personal religious convictions, Boswell changed into very disturbed by Hume’s unconcerned atheism. Weeks later, he appealed to Dr Samuel Johnson to calm his fears; Johnson informed Boswell that Hume changed into mendacity. The evidence exhibits otherwise.

Answer 3

It's like talking to my in laws.
tell the poor old fool to sleep it off for a bit, go to Mums and eat then get washed again, he'll forget his troubles in no time!
You have to love the Scottish, not a more colorful language on earth!

Answer 4

Och! Tha las' time one o' mah wee lambs twas in his cups, he fell aft tha wagon...literally. Wound up wi' a fair sized dunt ain his heid, he di'!

Now Ah ask ye, wha' tis a mither tae dae? An' tha thin' tis, he twas 'ut wi' his brithers warkin' in tha feilds, he said, an' they all sat down in tha shade awhile, when they finished, tae hae a wee dram. Tha' next thin' Ah kin, they coome hoome wi' ut him, an' abit an hour later, tha horses pulled tha wagon home, an' he twas nae where tae be seen.

Ah sent mah Balavan 'ut after him tae see where he twas an' he found him layin' under a tree an' low an' behold! There be soome strange lassie beatin' him o'er tha heid wi' a preacher!

Sae tell yer wee friend he shuid be muir careful when he gaes 'ut. Ye ne'er kin wha' may happen.

Answer 5

Actually,I do. Nae be shewin neath the kilt,nor tryin to eat the haggus,just let him throw back a pint or two and he'll be just ducky. God Bless the Bag Pipes!

Answer 6

Aye hen, tellim tae go oot furaswalli when his buroo cumsin. Dinnae worry aboot gettin anither joab cause whits fur yi ul no go by yi!

Answer 7

In the name o' the Wee Man, tell him tae stop bein' such a lazy bawbag, get off his bahookey and go find a new joab fore I gie him the malkie fir bein such a wee nyaff. Naebidy likes a jaikie and he pure reeks like one that's been pished on by his stray dug.

Answer 8

Maybe you could use some of the money you are tapping off the English taxpayers, to learn proper grammar!!!!

Answer 9

You're forty years out of date, but the Scots have always been maudlin' sentimental.

Answer 10

I'm only a descendant; my grandparents were "jimmies." (Interestingly, my grandfather, my father, and my youngest brother are all named James.) My grandfather could understand what you've written but I'm not fluent in the vernacular, unfortunately.