2007-11-22 03:42:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Make sure you gits the cat litter box out'n that afore ya fire hit up!
I made that mistake last year, an' lemme tell ya! Hit's one mess y'all don't wanna be a-workin' on when ya gots a houseful of guests!
2007-11-22 04:03:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hurry up and close the door, set it on broil, and wait, when the gobbling stops, turn the oven down to about 350 and bake a half hour for every pound! Hugs and Happy Thanksgiving to you!
2007-11-22 11:48:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now he'll slip off the turkey suit and run away while you're fixing some stuffing. Isn't that how it happens on Bugs Bunny?
2007-11-22 11:45:54 · answer #3 · answered by dumbuglyweirdo 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now you just have to convince it to pluck all of it's feather out and then just turn on the oven.
2007-11-22 13:34:51 · answer #4 · answered by Mako 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, my sweet Alek, I knew ya din't have it in ya to roast her. She's fully feathered. T'will make a wonderful nesting site. Better watch out for Tom, cause he's a mite jealous of his woman and will peck your toes. Just let nature take its course!
2007-11-22 14:11:52 · answer #5 · answered by kriend 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
cook the turkey
2007-11-22 11:45:52 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell the turkey that its gonna get a free tan
2007-11-22 11:45:30 · answer #7 · answered by comfy c 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Take away all sharp and dangerous objects from it. It might figure things out and plan a counter attack.
2007-11-22 11:48:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
turn on the oven and don't pay attention to any
sounds that come out of it...
2007-11-22 11:44:53 · answer #9 · answered by k_cutie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
now you have to convince him to take off his feathers,pins and all.
Try gently increasing the heat until he gets uncomfortably hot as you coach him along,..
Then feed him stuffing,and voila!!
2007-11-23 03:49:33 · answer #10 · answered by t_blond_chick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋