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....what's with all the snickering coming from inside my laundry hamper?!

2007-11-22 03:41:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

12 answers

Careful now. Sounds like you may have unwittingly become tangled up in some 1980s teen sex comedy. Now you should shake your fist disapprovingly before you hit your head on a wall, or are overcome with a terrible bout of diarrhea.

2007-11-22 04:12:18 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

It's two special agents from the TLA ( Turkey Liberation Front ),
Ready to spring the Turkey you reputedly still have running around your house.
But Turkeys are not the brightest of birds so they're sitting there
congratulating themselves on having successfully sneaked into
your home, happily concocting the most unlikely and wild plans
to save their comrade from a fate worse than death.
Snickering about all the fast ones they think they could pull on an unsuspecting Dalek.
Be a sport and give them a break !.

2007-11-22 12:46:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Oh, that's probably the gnome maid I sent over. I told her not to hide in the laundry hamper and watch you, but I guess that sneaky little *BEEP* doesn't care what I say.

2007-11-22 13:34:24 · answer #3 · answered by Mako 7 · 1 0

I sent 8 little gifts your way.
1. chews up the narrow spot of the underwear.
2. wraps itself in dirty pjs.
3. eats holes in all the socks-especially toe area
4. is gonna lick the hand of the laundry person.
5. loves to dig and er....experiment with the cat litter.
6. jumps in the trash can, at every opportunity.
7. really didn't want those silk shirts-he chews buttons.
8. lays there and looks innocent but is the big stinker.

2007-11-23 01:58:55 · answer #4 · answered by kriend 7 · 0 0

Well, don't look at me, I only filled your refrigerator with genetically engineered mongeese.

I didn't have any plans for the laundry hamper ... *checks calender* ... until next month.

2007-11-24 00:24:38 · answer #5 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 2 0

The sock goblins have moved from your dryer to your hamper.

2007-11-22 11:44:52 · answer #6 · answered by ziggy_brat 6 · 3 0

Aliens have come to invade!!! Or it couldnt just be that someone has hid themselves in the laundry hamper.

BUT ALIENS!!! Sounds waaay cooler ;)

2007-11-22 11:49:43 · answer #7 · answered by SeriousCat ^-.-^ 4 · 1 0

I think it may be Buk, plus with him covered in gravy, you may want to head out and get some extra detergent! Happy Thanksgiving!

2007-11-22 11:46:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

They are all having a "GRIME PAGEANT"
to determine who is the dirtiest !! The winner
gets the BIG CHEERS !! booooooooo !!

2007-11-22 12:32:50 · answer #9 · answered by iambettyboop 7 · 1 0

No, I will not explain. I will not explain because I dunno what's up with your dirty drawers and I don't wanna know! This is one of those you'll have to finger out on your own and when you find the answer please keep it to yourself. (Unless it really is the TLA or the underpants gnomes!)

2007-11-22 15:43:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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