Can we have funny answers please.
2007-11-22 03:14:33 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Someone gave thumbs down to a few of you. So I give you thumbs up.
2007-11-22 03:28:41 · update #1
tell the person next to you "move your hand I cant see your paper"
2007-11-22 03:19:36 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. Helena Lomax 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
One thing I should never forget is to ask God's help in answering the questions of the exam. Not funny but it''s true.
If you want something funny,
I never forget to go to the CR. It's very broad to think, but think something funny about it. lol...
2007-11-22 17:16:59 · answer #2 · answered by rene c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fart and ask the guy next to you to guess what you ate
Suddenly start singing "I'M SO HAPPY, OH SO HAPPY, OH SO PRETTY, AND WITTY, AND GAAAYYY"
open your desk and ask "Hey, got enough room in there?"
Answer all the questions out loud like-"Oh hey guys, the answer to question 23 is C, just so you know."
"Take out a cheat sheet and wave it around"
Take out cell phone and say "Hey..what was the answer to number 43 again? the cheat sheet is a little smudged on that one"
right when everyone is quiet, stand up and say "WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE HECK UP??"
right when the person next to you answers a question say "Wow dude, that's DEFINITELY NOT the answer"
Unzip your pants and say "Wow. My little dude needs a shower. Its kinda humid down there"
2007-11-22 11:20:53 · answer #3 · answered by A friendly Jihad 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Participate in a Ganzfeld experiment.
If you don't know what that is, its an experiment testing for ESP where they:
1. Make you listen to white noise
2. Put ping pong ball halves over your eyes
3. Shine defracted red light into your eyes through the ping pong balls.
NOT FUN.
NOT GOOD FOR TESTING.
And then again, masturbating is never good either.
2007-11-22 11:20:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Whisper what you're doing out loud to yourself
"OK, number 23 is B, and...what? Ah, man I don't know this one--oh, I'll just put D." etc.
My mom reads out loud to herself, but I don't think she'd do it during an exam.
2007-11-22 15:25:47 · answer #5 · answered by this website is pointless 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Peek at the desk next to you
Sleep
Use anything but a Number 2 pencil
Throw paper airplanes
Dance on your desk
Start a fire
Put your feet on the shoulders on the dude infront of you
Sing a song
Dance on the teacher's desk
Tie up the teacher and scream "PARTY!!!"
2007-11-22 11:21:40 · answer #6 · answered by Jasmine 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Get Up And Start Dancing
2007-11-22 11:19:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
fart or burp or hum or sing or say your answers out loud or tap your feet or kick the chair in front of your repeatly or dont keep messaging your head to stimulate your brain.
This question rocks.
2007-11-22 11:18:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i has a-been a-diplayin' my perspicacity an' acumen to them thar Inglish perfessers in my Iglish classes, yet they's a-still givin' me low grades on account of somethin' 'bout my gramma!
If'' they'uns can't comprehend my verbosity I reckons hit's they'uns fault an' I shan't be dissuaded!
2007-11-22 11:27:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
cheat um i dont know drool over the girl next to you if you are a boy, if you are a girl well just the opposite
2007-11-22 11:18:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
remove an item of clothing after each question you answer....end the exam completely naked....then streak off campus...
2007-11-22 11:35:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋