I were about ta go cure some tobaccy fer my chaw and they was hoof prints near ta 4 inches deep out thar, an' hit's bone dry out thar!
2007-11-22 03:10:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Naw, but yew should see our corn fields. They is riddled with circles and other geometric designs. The poor scare crow looks like he'd been purt near scared out of this straw stuffings. I think them aliens mistook 'im fer a human bean and tried abductin' 'im. When they figures out they cou'nt get the post out of the ground, they jest molested that poor ol' scare crow right there on site. I think them aliens tried impregnatin' 'im with that probey device they uses on their space cattle.
2007-11-22 05:39:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The reason why they were making circles is because they were in the wrong patch. What they thought was your tobacco patch was mistaken for the marijuana patch. They chewed on a few leaves ( mistaken for tobacco ) and got stoned. On their way back to the mother ship they lost their way going around and around and around. So, that is the main reason .
2007-11-22 12:22:06 · answer #2 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i'm sorry ter here about yer tobaccy patch son but on the bright side my tobaccy patch ain't been affected by them varments yet!
2007-11-22 11:18:10 · answer #3 · answered by horselover 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mama says yu shoold go out der wit a broom and jes sweep de ol' vermin' away....
2007-11-22 11:24:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have thought that a man like you would be a prime candidate for an anal probe instead!
2007-11-22 11:14:01 · answer #5 · answered by Abby O'Normal 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
that was probably a cow, not an alien, but if you really beleive in them you might see them one of these days.
2007-11-22 11:15:01 · answer #6 · answered by Julia W 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that isn't a tobacco patch, it's marijua---I mean, umm...how's the weather today?
2007-11-22 13:37:43 · answer #7 · answered by Mako 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, NO, that's just a hoax. Aliens don't do it.... Kids do --- weird kids.
2007-11-22 11:42:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't eat the yellow snow
2007-11-22 11:31:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry about that!
2007-11-22 11:15:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋