Am I old enough to yell at the kids and their darned music? Is dressing in a too small robe and boxers now acceptable? How many days should I go without shaving before it changes from grubby old man to distinguished bearded gentleman? Happy Thanksgiving!
2007-11-22 02:40:17 · 20 answers · asked by Captain Happy Pants 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Ooh, don't forget to say, "Back when I was a kid!"
2007-11-22 02:52:58 · answer #1 · answered by bonitakale 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm with you on the music there. Don't know about the small robe and boxers. I wouldn't suggest you go down to the Golf course like that. Especially where I live.
You can take a break on the shave, I do on the odd occasion. Sound like a good Senior gent to me. I am new here too.
2007-11-22 12:57:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everything your little heart desires, within the law of course.
Sleep late, eat dinner leftovers for breakfast, oatmeal and toast for dinner. Take your time going anywhere. No rush now. Don't get dressed if you don't to. Play on the computer as much as you want. Being a senior is fun. Just remain young at heart. We can still feel twenty-nine and look seventy.
2007-11-22 02:47:32 · answer #3 · answered by curious connie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Congratulations. It will be a few more years before you can join the Old Coots Club. However, you can call anyone younger than you a Whippersnapper. Wear your seniority proudly, sir.
And a Happy Thanksgiving to you.
2007-11-22 03:03:32 · answer #4 · answered by mydearsie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
. then ask where the ash trays are. or ask them if you look like a person that just got out of prison You don't need the robe any more, complain about the food more,tell them that their is a misprint in the senior menu that there is no way the prices are that high
2007-11-22 02:52:14 · answer #5 · answered by ding dong 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Enjoy the senior discounts and the AARP magazine! Happy Thanksgiving to you too.
2007-11-22 14:36:22 · answer #6 · answered by California Gal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get to get into theme parks at a discount.
You receive the esteem of being a distinugished citizen and the respect for the knowledge you have come to gather in your lifetime. In short- you rock!
Congrats to you on this honor!
2007-11-22 02:48:47 · answer #7 · answered by NY_Attitude 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Reduced rate bus fares are fun when ya get bored. You can ride around until you fall asleep or get tired of the stench from the other passengers!
Let it all grow & no one will bother you. They fear getting a bad case of the bugs that could jump off your hairy body!
Carry a big stick & walk softly, wearing anything you can get away with in your own hometown!
2007-11-22 06:42:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go without underpants..like Brittney Spears
2007-11-22 02:43:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now you can:
Wear blue jean shorts with black shoes and socks.
Wear your hat ****** to one side
Wear double knit plaid pants
Stop using "Just For Men" on your beard
Start using Old Spice Aftershave and Cologne
and.....look at young pretty girls and they Smile back!
Agree? Blessings- Juju
2007-11-22 16:48:54 · answer #10 · answered by Ju ju 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask for the senior discount at Subway and other eating places.And now you can eat dinner at 4 pm. Beat the rush.
2007-11-22 03:28:28 · answer #11 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋