have you ever had to fart in a lift and it stunk and the lift was full
2007-11-22 02:35:32 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I dunno but i'd really like to touch your rude bits! lol
2007-11-22 03:01:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have farted outside a lift and the bastard followed me in and then everyone looked at me so I just did the right thing and looked at the floor ha ha
2007-11-22 14:44:45 · answer #2 · answered by Edgein 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I used to take a lift every day with my very smelly classmate. And all the time she used to say: "OMG, this lift smells sooo badly..." She was a real stinker... I will never forget her in my life!
2007-11-22 10:40:36 · answer #3 · answered by Chickoon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't say that I have.
But I know what I'd like to do if I got stuck in a lift with you, and funny enough it involves your bottom!!!
2007-11-22 10:44:22 · answer #4 · answered by Firefox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a fart in a lift once.
I asked him "Steve, what happened against Macedonia?"
2007-11-22 10:38:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just blame it on someone else.
Doesn't work so well if there's only one other person in the lift...
2007-11-22 10:38:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, and I'll push anyone who does that into the lift shaft.
2007-11-22 10:46:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not as bad as a bum bubble in a church, or worse, the person who is a phantom cushion crooner who just sneaks away.
2007-11-22 10:47:43 · answer #8 · answered by ADRIAN H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes but thank the lord it was a quiet one and I don't think any one knew it was me ha ha ha.
Have you never seen the film with Peter Sellers in ? he does it and it's sooooo funny. I'm laughing now thinking about it. ha ha ha
2007-11-22 10:41:03 · answer #9 · answered by silversurfer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, I don't go in lifts, I'm claustrophobic.
2007-11-22 10:38:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wouldn't mind being stuck in a lift with you!
2007-11-22 10:39:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋