2007-11-21 18:37:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Just tell him to shut up and get in. Show that turkey who's boss!
It's not like he has fingers and can hold onto the outside of the oven while you are shoving him in...
2007-11-21 18:41:16 · answer #1 · answered by ♠Mrs Reznor♠ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Say "Look around you. We were all here last Thanksgiving and when last years turkey went in in the oven, we were all still here! See? There IS life after the oven!"
2007-11-22 02:41:05 · answer #2 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
tell that turkey that the oven door is just the front door to some turkey nightclub and you got him a line pass and vip access
2007-11-22 02:50:35 · answer #3 · answered by i am him 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no life after the oven for your turkey.
However,there is life after the toilet.
2007-11-22 02:40:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps you can lay out your arguments in a logical manner over a nice candle lite dinner?
2007-11-22 02:45:05 · answer #5 · answered by poolplayer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wats a trukey?..sounds like an aweome animal..or is it an animal?
2007-11-22 02:41:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Really what choice does the turkey have. All he can do is have faith, just like the rest of us.
2007-11-22 02:41:18 · answer #7 · answered by Ryan G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't try logic. Just wait 'till it's sleeping and stick it in there.
Wow, that sounded dirty.
2007-11-22 02:47:46 · answer #8 · answered by Damn Sarge 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahhh. convince that it must have confession, repent for sins, and pray deeply. who knows, it might have life after creamation.
2007-11-22 02:51:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, the afterlife!
2007-11-22 02:56:56 · answer #10 · answered by Buddy Hodor 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋