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theres an open couch with your name on it, its comfy

2007-11-21 18:05:51 · answer #1 · answered by they call me ma 3 · 1 0

First of all, you'd have to get past my very protective guard dog. If you could accomplish that, you'd be off to a good start. However, your crashing here would come with a price. Let me warn you. I've been divorced for 3 years, no boyfriend, no prospects, low self-esteem, and no plans for Thanksgiving. Are you sure you want to crash here? If so, I'll leave the door unlocked, and I'll be waiting.......

2007-11-21 17:02:14 · answer #2 · answered by Dippy 7 · 1 0

It would depend on several factors, one are you reasonably clean have you tried the local shelters or churches. After talking and finding out the circumstances of why I would probably allow you to crash here.

My walk with my Lord Jesus requires me to help others if I have the way to do so.

2007-11-21 16:50:51 · answer #3 · answered by pinelake302 6 · 1 0

I'd say just a minute, close the door, call the police, tell them there is someone at my door that has to crash somewhere, can you accommodate them???

2007-11-21 16:43:28 · answer #4 · answered by angels_angelsarehere 6 · 1 0

If you were all the way out here and I dont know ya I answer the door with a mossberg 500 loaded with bear slugs.

2007-11-21 16:41:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i would ask you alot of questions and if you did answer all then i would let you in from the freezing colds out side.And make you a cup of coffee or macha ....

Dont forget you could also be kind and help out watering my backyard plants ....and then ask you to take a warm shower ...get you a white clean T/shirt and my jeans to wear ...later after your shower , of which i know you would look so good /handsome and all hands full , bumping iron and gazing at me ...

well i guess you would crash here ....if no police cars are chasing after you ...

2007-11-21 16:49:51 · answer #6 · answered by Elizabeth N 6 · 1 0

well.... i would say here you can sleep on the couch on the porch... I will give you lots of blankets.... actually I would probably invite you in and ask you why at 1241 am you were knocking on my door needing a place to stay....

2007-11-21 16:42:12 · answer #7 · answered by nease174 6 · 1 0

I would say, "Well, I'm not usually allowed to do this, but I have a room, and a private washroom over here, and you can crash for the night, but only for the night, and you have to be really, really, really quiet."

2007-11-21 16:41:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Didn't a couple of people called Mary and Joseph ask that once?

I might, but you'd have to do the dishes...and I'd let you know that I sleep with an Uzi under my pillow.

2007-11-21 16:41:21 · answer #9 · answered by Lucky Luka 3 · 1 0

I would say no freakin way. I might say otherwise if I lived by myself, but as long as my baby is here, I will be overly cautious. I look out for my fellow stranger...but not at the cost of the safety of my baby.

2007-11-21 16:40:29 · answer #10 · answered by Nikki Tesla 6 · 1 0

Shut the door immediately

2007-11-21 16:39:41 · answer #11 · answered by Carla 2 · 3 0

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