... just one week before Christmas?
2007-11-21 15:57:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would leave a broad smile on every hens face..........
Then I would seek asylum in a Foreign and wait until next Thanksgiving again.......................
2007-11-21 16:02:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty stupid - they have, like 2 bytes of ram in those little heads. Maybe I would get some Turkey sex before the slaughter, though - one week you say? Since life as a turkey is short and boring, I think one week is all I would want.
2007-11-21 16:00:03 · answer #2 · answered by Amy R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would not know what you were.
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Here is how dumb a turkey is.
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My wife worked at an insurance agency. She read that farmers who raise turkeys can buy insurance against turkey drowning. Turkeys are so dumb, if they are caught out in the open and it begins to rain heavily they will look up to see where it's coming from and actually drown standing up.
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2007-11-21 16:04:15 · answer #3 · answered by ericbryce2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a sparkling Audi to interchange the only I surely have that desires a sparkling pc. i could holiday to Egypt and Tenerife, and Barcelona, and Russia, and Ukraine, and Finland and Scotland and London and Rome and Venice and Sardinia and Iceland. Then, i could build a huge abode on a river and have a deck overlooking the water and have wine events with sashimi and invite popular people and smart people. i could get facials each and each month with microdermabrasion and run marathons international and donate funds to charity and church homes.
2016-09-29 23:51:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would learn the "gobble" language real quick, and then stay out of sight until the holidays are over--don't want to be an ingredient in someone's soup.
2007-11-21 16:00:34 · answer #5 · answered by Mike 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would feel pretty horrible.
Who wants to be a turkey?!
2007-11-21 16:04:19 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Miss Lustie♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A live turkey or a cooked turkey?
2007-11-21 15:59:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sad, and I would pray for Jesus to come and die for an innocent this time. He has done it for superior human beings. Why not for all? He is almighty. He can find other decent ways to feed mankind. Christians--- please forgive me for saying this. I feel this way because I am a born vegetarian.
2007-11-21 18:14:45 · answer #8 · answered by ADS 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be sad because they would shoot my azz and I will be getting thrown around in the freezer aisle where all these grubby hands are touching me to see if i'm the right one to be eatin.
2007-11-21 16:00:15 · answer #9 · answered by ♪ Positivity ♪ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why? is that what happened to you? Would you like to come to dinner as the guest of honor. How much do you weigh so I can calculate the cooking time.
2007-11-21 15:59:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋