2007-11-21 14:58:04 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hey santa can I touch your sack...
2007-11-21 15:00:30 · answer #1 · answered by The Mosh Pit Queen: Hoser 4 Life 4 · 10⤊ 0⤋
I watched AFV and saw a little boy tell Santa his breath smelled bad.
I suppose that would be a "not" w/Santa.
2007-11-21 15:04:09 · answer #2 · answered by sideways 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi santa! do you know, technically, you're a pedophile. you always have children sitting on your lap for your own deviant pleasures. see that man over there, santa? well, i want you to meet my friend, chris hansen of msnbc dateline and he wants to know just how long you thought you could get away with being such a predator.
2007-11-21 15:06:04 · answer #3 · answered by sonic 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I want mrs clause for christmas
More than likly I want the small people that look at me for stating that. NAACP, why, no body wants to be a called collard person, should be NAAAA, National Assotiation of African Americans. Actually it shouldbe WSWWBA, We Strive and We Will Always Be Alive.
2007-11-21 15:00:57 · answer #4 · answered by Po 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You have a little too much jelly in the belly
How is mrs clause doing with the junk in the trunk.?
2007-11-21 15:00:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jeez Santa...someone's exited to see me ;)
(while sitting on his lap)
Can I have some of your candy cane?
2007-11-21 15:27:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's your favourite position with Mrs Claus?
2007-11-21 21:55:03 · answer #7 · answered by Jasmin R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw the way you played with that boy before me... are you sure youre not a Catholic Priest under that outfit.
2007-11-21 15:41:36 · answer #8 · answered by luvastupidblonde 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
never tell santa that he's fat, he will automatically put you on the naughty list (he has a low self-esteem, why lower it more?) hehe ~_*
2007-11-21 15:05:08 · answer #9 · answered by ♫мυѕι¢♫ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would like you to lose some weight. I don't know how even 12 reindeer can pull you up into the sky. Your Momma was so fat.......
2007-11-21 15:01:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anime Freakazoid 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋