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Someone yelling "FIRE"

2007-11-21 15:09:23 · answer #1 · answered by mikk 6 · 0 0

He woke up at the fourth morning prayers Dawn

2007-11-21 17:45:11 · answer #2 · answered by mommad m 1 · 0 0

Bad news from Michigan

2007-11-21 15:01:01 · answer #3 · answered by Goggles 7 · 0 0

the cat puking on the carpet. Someone should make that the sound on an alarm clock and market it, because I swear, that will get you out of bed quicker than just about anything.

2007-11-21 15:02:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The side street cleaning tractor, and remember I forgot to re-park my car, finding a $50 ticket.

2007-11-21 14:58:47 · answer #5 · answered by Loki 10 2 · 0 0

I think we need to put more fluid in the IV's! Her head is leaking again! That's not a brain tumor is it? This calls for surgery!

2007-11-21 14:58:34 · answer #6 · answered by ravendeath12 3 · 0 0

Good Morning Today is MONDAY

2007-11-21 14:55:44 · answer #7 · answered by LaGem 2 · 0 0

The dog pooped on the floor again or the cat threw up, Will you get up and clean it? Happened this morning, Thanks for the reminder!! LOL! =)

2007-11-21 15:46:16 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ HeNnEsSy ™ 6 · 0 0

My ex-wife's voice saying, "You were great last night! Oh, and I think you got me pregnant again! Don't worry, my outbreak has almost cleared up!"

2007-11-21 14:59:15 · answer #9 · answered by jackalanhyde 6 · 0 0

"what's this brown stuff all over the sheets...where's that smell coming from?....wait....is that CORN?!"

Yeah don't want to hear that in the morning.

2007-11-21 15:01:06 · answer #10 · answered by Lexy 6 · 0 0

the alarm clock or the school bell..
or your mom in a bad mood.

2007-11-21 14:56:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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