A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders over to the confessional box. He opens the door, sits down and says nothing. The bewildered priest waits for a few minutes, allowing the drunken man some time to collect his thoughts. Growing impatient, the priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin' mate, there's no paper in this one either."
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2007-11-21 14:44:22 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Yes Susie this is funny and I have emailed it to 3 of my friends that I know will enjoy it too! CJ
2007-11-21 16:39:41 · answer #1 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one last year. And I'd forgotten the funny part
was the missing toilet paper. So it was funny to hear over
again. Thanks for sharing it.
Oh, I didn't hear it on YA, I wasn't a member that far back.
It was going through a Yahoo chat list. And I passed it on.
2007-11-21 16:04:39 · answer #2 · answered by Lynn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a funny surprise. LOL. I clicked on Click Here..but nothing happened.! Did you mean to leave the site you got it from?
2007-11-21 15:51:57 · answer #3 · answered by Deenie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not in America, but some of my friends are Muslims and some are not, and we all drink together. (only 1 atheist friend knows that I'm not a Muslim)
2016-05-24 23:35:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, I needed a laugh after working all day in anticipation of tomorrow.
2007-11-21 16:31:52 · answer #5 · answered by Beatrice C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who would not appreciate it I thought it was funny, first time I heard it & will share it with others.
2007-11-21 15:08:00 · answer #6 · answered by EM 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard that one before . I laughed so loud I think I woke the neighbours. Appreciate this after a day of listening to grumbling. Thanks!
2007-11-21 15:50:03 · answer #7 · answered by Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
never heard it therefore i was hilarious for us here in the barn. wooooo! goo one.
you deserve a load of cow pies.
2007-11-21 15:13:50 · answer #8 · answered by NYC Sewers 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very funny and you should share this with the folks in the joke section!!!
2007-11-21 23:59:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! This joke's new to me. Probably was in the toilet when it was originally handed out.
2007-11-21 15:03:36 · answer #10 · answered by tranquil 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋