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That's not a look of guilt, that's remorse. Remorse that I have this way wicked cool flamethrower, and no peaceful Kaled village to use it on. Guess I'll just reheat the bangers and mash from lunch....sigh.

2007-11-23 16:58:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Do I REALLY look guilty!?

Oh THANK you! Thank you so much! You see, the play is this weekend and I've been praciticing sooooooo hard and my drama coach kept saying I kinda looked more constipated than anything... but it's really hard to summon a guilty expression... you know, for such an innocent little angel like me... not a guilty bone in my body and all that. Whew, I'm glad I finally managed it... I'd better go practice some more just to be sure...

(And nevermind the flame thrower... that's just for destroying the evidence...)

2007-11-24 18:35:07 · answer #2 · answered by sueflower 6 · 1 0

(Looks at flamethrower) I told you to act natural!

2007-11-21 22:29:34 · answer #3 · answered by Heyitsme 7 · 1 0

Well....I needed to start a fire and this is all I had handy....And I always look guilty, so don't act like I never do!

2007-11-21 22:31:20 · answer #4 · answered by Smallz 5 · 0 0

Um. . .see, what happened was- Hey! Look! A cross-dressing elephant juggling!! *runs the opposite way*

2007-11-21 22:33:34 · answer #5 · answered by Serpentine Fire 5 · 2 0

Check the trigger for fingerprints. They wont match mine.

2007-11-21 22:32:41 · answer #6 · answered by Smarty Pants™ 7 · 0 0

i am a vegitarian trying to cook the turkey as fast as I can

2007-11-21 22:30:31 · answer #7 · answered by Jester 5 · 0 0

you told me to hold it for you...i had no idea...i look guilty cuz i told you i would not smoke anymore and i have a cig in my other hand....yikes!

2007-11-21 22:30:11 · answer #8 · answered by JEN 7 · 0 0

I burnt the weenies and marshmallows.

2007-11-24 03:40:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oh, I did it alright ... I just didn't expect to get caught.

2007-11-24 00:48:59 · answer #10 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 2 0

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