2007-11-21 14:14:48 · 20 answers · asked by BooBell=) 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My nephew called me (9 years old) crying and said daddy said mommy has to shave the kitty, I dont want her to cause it will look like a bunch of wrinkles. Dad didnt mean their cat if you know what I mean.
2007-11-21 14:21:48 · answer #1 · answered by Po 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny as hell. Someone called me up, wrong number, and asked for Andy. That being my name, I said I was Andy and he started ranting about how much trouble his company is in and needs help or he's screwed. Apparently, he's in hydraulics and something wasn't made right and something really really bad happened. I cut him off and said, you've got the wrong number and the wrong Andy. He just paused, asked if I was serious, then started crying. He must have been in real trouble. He kept asking me if I'm sure I'm not the right Andy and how weird it is that he called the wrong number but still got a hold of an Andy. It was pretty funny.
2007-11-21 22:18:41 · answer #2 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay..
this wasnt a call i received but its a funny story anyways
it was my uncles birthday last year and a bunch of my family was at my grandmas house. we decided to call him and sing happy birthday over the phone, so my grandma dialed the phone number and immediately put it on speaker so we could all sing.
so after we finished singing there was a long pause..
long story short we called the wrong number.
the guy on the other end was like "oh thank you but its not my birthday"
hahahahaha
we got it right on the second try
2007-11-21 22:46:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one in which my furious boyfriend at the time... called his OTHER girlfriend on the other phone he had and stuck it up to the receiver.. then went on to say"we had fun last night,didn't we?" The voice on the other end said.."yes"
Also later that night when he was eating pickles... and called crying... he asked "want a pickle?" While sobbing uncontrollably.
2007-11-21 22:18:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A recording of George Bush during the last election, it started malfunctioning and jumping around and it made no sense. Best speech he ever gave.
2007-11-21 22:18:54 · answer #5 · answered by Eliot2000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I got my new phone some guy called and told me to wear my red uniform for a hockey game. That was my first phone call on my new cell.
2007-11-21 22:18:14 · answer #6 · answered by Courtney 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a pervert that was into bank tellers called me at the bank and started out asking normal banking questions, but as the conversation went on he started breathing heavy and asked me my name then proceeded to tell me he wanted to do things with me in the vault on the money... lol... SECURITY!!!!!!!
The next week a man was arrested outside a bank for following tellers to their cars and trying to touch them... hmmmm!! He he!!
2007-11-21 22:19:42 · answer #7 · answered by ~ Pussycat Doll In Training ~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good question, I don't remember any, I usually do not answer the phone. I have an answering service for that. =)
2007-11-23 16:09:13 · answer #8 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A private detective called and wanted me to provide evidence as to where my aunts car was. She had a title loan on it I guess, and they wanted to take her car. Why would I provide a private detective with information that would lead to my aunt losing her car?
2007-11-21 22:24:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My frien when he was drunk, i kept it on my voicemail, the exact words were.
"colie! Colleen! Ms. Collie Colleen! i'm out side a house, not yours. mine. I can't get in. I need the keys. did i leave them in you office. God, i'm craving pickles, maybe im pregnant. i need my F*cking keys! DAMMiT!"
weirdest message ever!
2007-11-21 22:19:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋