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Ever wee'd on someone whilst drunk or pee'd yourself whilst laying in your bed with someone you just picked up and been sick all over them? What are your funny stories?

2007-11-21 13:31:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

13 answers

in college I got drunk, woke up the next day with fruit in my hair, no idea where it came from.

2007-11-21 13:35:20 · answer #1 · answered by stinky4sam 5 · 0 1

No I was so drunk once I came out of the pub and saw a 'motorbike man on a cow' ( man all in bikers leathers ) they were just coming up to the traffic lights. I can swear hand on heart from that day years ago I haven't had as much as a sip of alcohol.

2007-11-22 01:49:47 · answer #2 · answered by itsjustme 7 · 0 0

I got so drunk when I was young and not of the age to drink. I drank a micky of lemon gin in the school yard and my friends put me in a shopping buggy and pushed me home and left me there. My Dad found me and had to pick me up and carry me to my bed. They placed a bucket by my bed and I was throwing up all night then in the morning my Dad got me up early and made me cut the lawn. I swear I all most died!! Never touched the stuff again!! eeooww!!

2007-11-21 21:39:19 · answer #3 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0 0

Staggered in the front door, knocked over parents telephone table, was sick all over the plant in the hallway and fell asleep on the stairs. You can imagine the parents were non too pleased!! lol those were the days.

2007-11-22 04:40:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes and i was so freaking embarrassed. to this day it makes me cringe! i worked in a bar and met a gorge guy! we went out for our 1st date and drunk FAR too much wine. i was so nervous beforehand that i hadnt eaten that night. everyone knows how bad it is to drink on an empty stomach! neways i went bk to his, got into bed and yup the room starting spinning! i managed to make it to the loo and laid over the toilet seat for a while (attractive)! i wasnt sick anyhow and when i went bk to bed my man had passed out and was fast asleep. neways the next time i felt sick i didnt make it to the loo. yup u guessed it i was sick right there in the bed. then fell asleep. the next morning i was trying to cover it up as i thought he had not noticed! he had work that day and as soon as he left i washed the sheets and changed the bed! i still thought he didnt know............. to this day he never mentioned it. we stayed together for a further 8 months then split but it still makes me go so red when i think of it!! horrid

2007-11-21 21:46:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In high school, my friend Harry, a senior, jumped into a room at a house party and exclaimed, "I feel no pain!" A younger girl sitting there smacked him right across the face and he fell over and backwards out the room.

2007-11-21 21:38:55 · answer #6 · answered by christopher o 2 · 1 0

Went streaking through a shopping arcade in the middle of the night. Oh lord what a night.

2007-11-21 21:37:26 · answer #7 · answered by amory 3 · 0 1

Wee'd on somebody car, lol.!!!

2007-11-21 23:19:24 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0 0

i got so drunk one day that i ended up with a wife , lol

2007-11-21 21:47:40 · answer #9 · answered by raynightporter 3 · 0 0

lol I was so hungover one Christmas that I threw up all over my Christmas presents.

The things you do when you're 12 huh...

lol

2007-11-21 21:35:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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