....can actually cook chicken wings in their pants.
Where can I get me some pant-wings?
2007-11-21 12:45:09 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
is that one of the stories they told you as a child..??
2007-11-21 12:49:16 · answer #1 · answered by ×Charmz× 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You need to get them jogging first. Offer them a sausage from down the street. Failing that, there will soon be many fat people posing as Santa on corners, that may be coaxed into inserting chicken wings into their heavy, polyester costumes. Ho ho ho!
2007-11-22 08:59:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet Cornell Saunders has that recipe now too.
now just move away from the pant-wings ladies,and wait for the turkey your helping to cook tomorrow.
2007-11-22 00:08:44 · answer #3 · answered by t_blond_chick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
EVERYONE knows that Fat People's Thigh Fat makes the best wing frying medium!!! Its all those partially hydrogenated oils they consume via Big Macs and transmit to the wings via osmosis.....
2007-11-21 21:00:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Best place to find pant-wings would be at an over eaters anonymous meeting. I hear that's what they serve on break.
2007-11-21 21:11:29 · answer #5 · answered by Jinxyblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that pant-wings are cooked by "gas"? Thats what gives them their flavor.
2007-11-21 21:51:51 · answer #6 · answered by § dreamer § 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wal*Mart Aisle 7
2007-11-21 22:02:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good luck finding them...stay away from the wings that smell like fish!!
2007-11-21 20:50:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Try the Jenny Craig website
2007-11-21 20:49:13 · answer #9 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It is true. They turn out a lot juicier than the ones cooked in the oven too.
2007-11-21 22:58:57 · answer #10 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fat lady in "hot pants"....o.k. ,even I'm giving myself a thumbs down on this answer. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family tomorrow, dear "Buk", and God bless !
2007-11-21 21:54:43 · answer #11 · answered by Cami 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋