2007-11-21 12:20:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
I'm sorry guys, I just had to say this! lol
2007-11-21 12:25:32 · update #1
Wait a second... your question would have much more credibility if you say 'I saw a video on youtube....' or 'I heard that ....'.
It's true that Elvis' clone will be coming back on Nibiru but his pelvis will have changed poles first. He will align it with the galactic center just in time to prevent the killer asteroid that would have hit all of the aligned planets like bowling pins. Unfortunately, we will reign him the new messiah after saving us and this will turn out to be the last sign of the armegeddon and we will be doomed.
Oh well, have a happy holidays in the meantime.
2007-11-21 12:48:34 · answer #1 · answered by Troasa 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the mummy of all earthquakes will take position. climate varieties will be abnormal. faster or later it truly is wintry climate, the subsequent summer. there's a common rigidity that can make this ensue. Magnetic rigidity. CERN is a artifical magnet that at one hundred% operation is one hundred circumstances the magnetic rigidity of the Earth's organic magnetic rigidity. it truly is purely a count of time that the international will be grew to change into the different way up. Christ did not come to the international to convey peace, He got here to reveal this international on its head and teach you each little thing right here's the different way up. something which may be shaken will be shaken and purely the actual Christians would really have the means and tranquility of coronary heart to face on that day.
2016-10-24 21:34:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Elvis and Jenny Craig are currently wrapping up discussions. Elvis, despite all efforts, has managed to gain pounds but no reunification with Priscilla. He's sad.
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2007-11-21 13:12:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, but in 2112, some dude will find an old guitar behind his waterfall, show it to the Priests of the Temple of Syrinx, who reject it, causing the dude to start hallucinating and seeing oracles and stuff, then getting depressed, culminating in his "lifeblood splling over".
2007-11-21 12:24:56 · answer #4 · answered by ǝɔnɐs ǝɯosǝʍɐ Lazarus'd- DEI 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and the US will be out of Iraq, and that the Titanic will sail into New York Harbor in time for its 100th anniversary!! Yeah, right.
2007-11-21 15:43:12 · answer #5 · answered by David H. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Elvis isn't coming back. He made it quite clear that he likes it better on Proxima Centauri!
2007-11-21 12:25:08 · answer #6 · answered by bow_song 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Elvis IS back. He will die in 2012.
2007-11-21 12:34:41 · answer #7 · answered by Eratosthenes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quite possible. Even humans will have have wings.
2007-11-21 12:36:16 · answer #8 · answered by s_ketan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well yes. Did you just become aware of this?
2007-11-21 12:29:02 · answer #9 · answered by Jarod 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course. This is common knowledge.
2007-11-21 12:24:34 · answer #10 · answered by gzlakewood@sbcglobal.net 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋