I already have, I am a multiple abductee, and one of my abductions was from a UFO on the ground which I went to investigate..
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Edit :- To the brainless scum who continue to give people like myself the thumbs down for being brave enough to tell the truth about such things.. I hope you get abducted one day and they take you with them, and perform all sorts of hideous experiments on you, then dump you on an asteroid..
2007-11-21 12:28:40
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answer #1
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answered by Bunge 7
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Do you know why Aliens are here? Ice cream.
Yeah I know it sounds weird.
See in the Roswell UFO crash of July 1947 in the desert of New Mexico.
There was one survivor.
They didn’t know what to feed it.
Seeing how it didn’t seem to have teeth, they gave it all types of soft food.
Mushrooms were close to what the Alien eats.
But the nutritional value wasn’t as high as its own native Mushrooms.
Yeah they gave it bananas, peaches and other natural foods.
Then one day a scientist came in with an Ice cream cone.
The Alien couldn’t believe how good it tasted.
It started to ask all kinds of questions.
How can something so cold taste so good?
Where did it come from? How was it made?
After making a deal with the Alien(s), and giving it the secret of Ice cream.
We started to have cow mutilations.
Yeah guess what year they started? Huh? Huh?
That’s right 1947! The same year the UFO crashed!
Cow mutilations, a phenomena that first started in Santa Fe county in 1947 has now spread through out the western USA.
Coincidence? I think not!
Yes they need cow utters to make milk.
Since they don’t have a biological need for …well, ****.
They need to genetically engineer them.
See I solved the mystery of the 21st century.
This also explains crop circles.
Yes, crop circles.
Well one of the main ingredients in Häagen-Dazs is corn syrup.
Huh, huh see the pattern now don’t ya?
They are marking their turf if you will.
It’s nothing more than cosmic Graffiti.
Now you’re probably wondering why people or being TAKEN.
Well Aliens are lactose intolerant, and people (most people) aren’t.
They need to understand why people aren’t.
Thinking that the digestive track maybe the key to their plight, anal probes were introduced.
After failing, to figure out the mechanism involved in the ability to digest lactose.
Their new goal went into the genetic research of human anatomy, and more anal probing.
Cross breeding is the next step, although no one has seen one of these hybrids.
It is believed that people, who buy ice cream and mushrooms at the same time, are Aliens.
That’s right, so keep a look out for these half breeds.
I must caution you on asking them if they are half alien, they will trick you.
What ever you do just believe they’re normal, the consequences could be life threatening, and more anal probing.
2007-11-21 14:03:25
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answered by Anonymous
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I guess this is the dilemma that ****** faced when the white slavers came to Africa but really they wern't actually invited onto those sailing ships. They were forcred on by their own countrymen.
I figure that if they were mean they wouldn't invite but just force so I would go in. I would hope that I did nt give them any diseases that might hurt them.
2007-11-21 20:49:26
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answered by happylady216 3
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We tell our children not to get into a car with strangers. Why should I trust an alien?
On the other hand, if they've brought lots of beer I MIGHT be persuaded . . .
2007-11-21 12:01:23
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answered by 222 Sexy 5
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E.T. is one of those movies that blew me away when I was young, so I would go with these aliens only if, like E.T., they loved plants and had a glowing finger.
2007-11-21 16:54:04
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answered by kate 2
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How could you define "friendly finding"? numerous politicians are friendly finding yet i does not have self assurance maximum of them they inform you what they think of you elect to hearken to. i think of after the preliminary marvel i think of my interest could win and that i could might desire to go searching. i do no longer understand if i could choose to holiday to it is domicile planet with out first understanding what to anticipate
2016-11-12 08:59:01
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answered by purifory 4
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No, I am not much of a risk taker - being family oriented - I would not take the chance.
2007-11-21 12:22:36
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answered by livingadream 4
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My mommy taught me to never go with a stranger. I think aliens fit that description.
2007-11-21 16:14:56
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answered by Anonymous
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I'll be the one screaming at the back "It's a cook book!"
2007-11-23 20:46:22
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answered by Sabin Figaro III 4
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I would ask if I could take my cat with first. If I could take him, yes, I would absolutely go.
What an interesting ride that would be.
2007-11-22 08:30:34
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answered by Nepetarias 6
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