2007-11-21 09:20:28 · 86 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Say the wrong name.
2007-11-21 09:22:27 · answer #1 · answered by Miss T 7 · 22⤊ 0⤋
Things not to say
1. I don't want to get married!
2. The only reason i'm doing this is because you couldn't seem to use protection
3. I'm gay!
Things not to do:
1. Laugh histerically and point at every other guest (or at bride's parents)
2. YEll something senseless, like "LEt's get married"
3. Direct your vows toward someone else
2007-11-21 10:45:15 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to a friend of mine's wedding.His bride really struggled with repeating the vows. I kept thinking "what the heck is wrong with her?" Just about then, she passed out.I guess her nerves got the best of her.
2007-11-21 09:37:51 · answer #3 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say the ex's name while reading the vows
2007-11-21 09:23:42 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. 3.14™ 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Mention someone else name in the vows or curse.
2007-11-21 11:44:58 · answer #5 · answered by http://rainynewz.com 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interrupt by belching or passing gas, laugh out loud when they say, "you may kiss the bride/groom.", begin humming taps, act mental, kiss the minister, turn around and throw bricks at the guests, chew on your arm, drool all over the bride with a lazy and desperate look in your eyes, pull out cat toys and begin playing with them.
2007-11-21 10:48:42 · answer #6 · answered by tercentenary98 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just stand there when the minister asks you the vows and say wait a minute.
2007-11-21 12:24:41 · answer #7 · answered by redd headd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't stop in the middle of your vows because the candle mesmerized you. My classmates friend did that.
2007-11-21 09:24:27 · answer #8 · answered by Sweet Cheeks 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cross your fingers behind your back;
make eyes at the person conducting the service;
adjust your false teeth
2007-11-21 09:24:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Act impatient...tell the preach to hurry up...roll your eyes...look bored...tap feet...say another person's (ex?) name instead of your spouse...look annoyed or grumpy or mad....
Pretty much anything bad addressed in the manners courses your mother gave when you were a kid...
2007-11-21 09:27:00 · answer #10 · answered by ~♥ Easily Amused Dijinn ♥~ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
say, "I Do.....SIKE! BOOYAAA! man, you really thought i was gonna be that stupid, huh? IN YOUR FACE....", pull his underwear up over his head, grab the preacher by the gazongers and say, "better pray about that knot dude", and dance/strutt off down the aisle to the door
2007-11-21 16:32:00 · answer #11 · answered by JEN 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋