My wife and I got married at a Drive-Thru in Vegas during a camping trip across the country. It was 2:15am, we were engaged for 3 hours, and had nowhere to camp that night. We ended up sleeping in the car on the side of a desert mountain road, then we fought over leg room, and I got out and slept on the ground.
Car broke down the next day, and long story short, a couple of lesbian ministers (yes, lesbian ministers) let us stay at their house and consummate our marriage in their bed.
2007-11-21 08:56:50
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answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7
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Went to a fat farm and went from eating anything and everything to two plates of boiled celery and carrots a day; after ten days I was, ah, stopped up so to speak...I went to the RN there and told her and she made me drink an entire glass of Milk of Magnesia. Nothing happened; I waited around my room for a few hours, got bored and went to the pool for a game of water volleyball. Bad idea. I leaped up for a net shot and it was at that second the MOM took effect...my one piece bathing suit blew up like a balloon and I scrambled out and made it to a bathroom right next to the pool but I left a few souvenirs behind me in the water. At first there was dead silence, then people started screaming; it was like a scene from Jaws; I heard splashing, screaming as people fought to get out of the water and they had to drain the pool.
The next night we had a weight loss contest for who lost the most weight on one week and I won; I lost ten pounds but it wasn't in one week it was in one DAY.
I got a ceramic sombrero ash tray...don't ask.
After that we sneaked into the town hidden under a tarp in the back of a pickup truck and feasted at the one and only local restaurant...it was great!
We were all in our teens then and it didn't do us too much harm but it did kind of hurt the idea of weight loss for all of us.
2007-11-21 17:06:14
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answered by Anonymous
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Punched out this B**** who cut me off 4 times on the way to work .. we ended up in the same parking lot... I jumped out of my car and asked this blonde chick who she thought she was that she didn't have to obey traffic rules and she goes "uh! I don't know what you are talking about!" Flipping her hair back.... oooh ... bam! It was her birthday... hahah! .... oh wait, there was this other time, my friend and I went to a bar where there was supposed to be girls dancing downstairs... we said we were there to audition... so I got up on the table and started dancing... I guess this guy felt sorry for me and he gave me a dollar...haha.... there was a bachelor party going on and they invited us to go for a ride in their limo... omg... what a stupid idea... they took us to their hotel and we were like, uh-uh we are not doing any lesbo things ... they were courteous and gave us cab money... it wasn't enough, so we had to walk like, forever, and my shoes, stilettos, were horrible, so I threw them in the lake and walked the rest of the way barefoot... we were married women on a girls nite out...my friend never told her husband... but now she is divorced and pole dancing... I wonder if she'll tell him now! This is making me think of lots of crazy things I've done... I feel sorry for those who haven't lived life to the full...
2007-11-21 17:03:54
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answered by i know right?! 3
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SCORE 1 FOR YOU, NO SCORE 2 FOR YOU, 1 FOR WINNING THE FIGHT, AND 1 FOR HAVIN FUN DOING IT....LOL....hmm....me and my cousin were at this lake thing and she slipped in and she couldnt swim and the current was strong, so i went to help her and she pulled me in, so i had to help pull her to this pole thing and push her out of the water and pull my self out of the water.....oh and then there is the time when we were on vacation in lebanon and israel declared war and was bombing us and everyone ..and we were outside playing.... trust me that is pretty crazy, you would think so if you were there...oh and this was only like 2 yrs ago almost....
2007-11-21 16:58:35
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answered by Anonymous
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i would have to say the time that me and my best friend stole my mom's car and went up to my friends house and snuck her out when we went back to drop her off we were walking up to the house and thought we were ok and her grandpa came out and freaked and was like "if you girls know what's good for you you'll get out of here now!" so we booked back to the car and we thought we would be ok cuz it was dark but her uncle saw us when we went in the house to get her so he called the cops and we didn't know we were caught tell like two days later when my mom was like "so done any joy riding lately?" and i knew we were busted lol but my mom lied to the cop and said we couldn't have tooken her car it was still scary cuz i just kept thinking "o god there goes my license!!" but yep that's the craziest thing i've done
2007-11-21 17:03:11
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answered by do.drop 4
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i packed up my car and moved across the country with 100 dollars in my pocket at 19 and i am still alive and doing pretty well for myself.
2007-11-21 16:56:44
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answered by Matilda 4
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12:30am fourth of july
my friend and i walked to the park that has the only city pool in town, hopped the fence, and jumped in
im so shocked we didnt get caught, cuz the cops are always patrolling that park
i was especially glad that they didnt see us when we went near where the bathrooms are and COMPLETELY changed.
the only person to see us was the fattest guy in our grade... on accident...YIKES
2007-11-21 16:57:46
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answered by Mo 4
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went with my friend to Elton john concert and after headed to old people bar ,like they are all above 40 and we were in our 20's ,we dance there and had really fun
2007-11-21 16:58:29
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answered by Anonymous
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Jumping off a bridge freely into rushing water!!!!! oh yea
2007-11-21 16:57:17
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answered by Juicy B 2
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jumped off a 40 foot cliff into Lake...Ontario...I think
2007-11-21 16:55:58
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answered by Mimi 2
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