Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female inpersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unferrtilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
2007-11-21 08:23:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I would never ever say anything like these to a lady
I just tip my hat and smile as I open the door
2007-11-21 08:31:06 · update #1
These are priceless come-backs - wish I'd had them at hand when the opportunity arose!..and what you do is also priceless, you Gentleman, you! LOL
2007-11-21 10:01:19 · answer #1 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some good ones there the best one
"Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female inpersonator"
2007-11-21 09:41:04 · answer #2 · answered by Diamond 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's been many a year since I was hit on (the teens term!!!) but I loved all of these lines. Poor guy. I think the woman was a whole lot smarter.
2007-11-21 09:06:48 · answer #3 · answered by Miz D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well at least you are a gentleman. I love a man who opens the car door for me, It is just the right thing to do. And I am posting these to my daughters! And friends, they are great. Star for you.
2007-11-21 09:36:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are great! More email to send. I keep my friends laughing with the cute things I read on Seniors.
2007-11-21 08:36:17 · answer #5 · answered by curious connie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Oh those are great lines! I wish I was that clever in my 20's! I, being the woman.
2007-11-21 09:03:23 · answer #6 · answered by Granny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I work with a guy that has given me some of these "lines". Now, i have answers for them.Good job. Happy Thanksgiving!
2007-11-21 08:35:30 · answer #7 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hope these are not from personal experiences! You have really been on a roll today haven't you?
2007-11-21 09:02:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke and love the new outfit. We could be mr and mrs claus here.
2007-11-21 09:15:27 · answer #9 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May I ask?Who told you all these replies?Or did you just come up with them?Come on tell us the truth...Very funny
2007-11-21 08:29:06 · answer #10 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋