A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whiskey at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.
As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they found him, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt."
She boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, saw that he wore nothing at all. Her friend said, "Well, the mystery is solved! Let's thank him for sharing!"
She took off her pretty blue ribbon and gently tied it around the Scotsman's endowment. A while later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He raised his kilt and was bewildered at the sight of the neatly tied blue ribbon.
He stared for a minute, then said, "I don't know where y'been laddie...but it's nice to see you won firrrst prrrize!"
2007-11-21 08:21:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Wonderful. He's a happy man. I am still giggling.
2007-11-21 08:58:40 · answer #1 · answered by curious connie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aAt the Renaissance Faire several years ago, my girlfriend and I came across two gentlemen dressed in kilts. Being slightly tipsy on ale, we jokingly requested to know what they wore under them. They oblidged. Holding my camera in anticipation they raised their kilts, as I snapped a perfectly clear close-up of skin and hair. I will never feel the need to ask again!
2007-11-21 09:01:24 · answer #2 · answered by Granny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Scottish man has a lot to hide under his kilt. I should know I married one, and his was not tied up with a blue bow it was a tartan bow.
2007-11-21 09:03:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! I thought you were going to say he wears one of those air fresheners under his kilt.
2007-11-21 12:21:54 · answer #4 · answered by Zelda Hunter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know......but my mind has wondered when Mel Gibson played one.....I love the bag-pipes and LOVE when they march in the local parades in their Kilts. Who says a guy is a sissy in a skirt.(?)....I think they are grand.:)
2007-11-21 09:04:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-04-05 02:19:34 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an old song. Nice try.
Besides, nothing's worn under the kilt, it all works just fine. =)
2007-11-21 08:25:59 · answer #7 · answered by Joshua B 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You see Peapie, referring to your question on curiosity! It did not kill the cat, it made the man happy, pity he missed the fun, while he was sleeping.
2007-11-21 09:56:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, the National Secret is revealed. lol
2007-11-21 12:19:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, yes...I like this. Trust a Scotsman to be that conceited!! LOL :)
2007-11-21 08:36:48 · answer #10 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋