Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.
One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."
The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."
The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?"
She frowned and said, "The postman."
"Why the postman?"
"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."
2007-11-21 04:23:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
whoever thumbs down Iritadragon take it back she is just cheeky
2007-11-21 06:40:24 · update #1
Funny...I think Witch Hazel got her idea from your question...but since I have no husband I couldn't answer hers.
Curiosity kills me though...is that where your wife got YOUR nickname = "the Fisherman" because you have to attach a string to it to get it to rise for the fight?!
2007-11-21 05:20:32 · answer #1 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Animal Crossing:City Folk friend code exchange?
2016-11-10 02:12:23 · answer #2 · answered by Gardie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes he has a nickname but it is just chops for the old sideburns he had many years ago. Love the joke and ritadragons answer . She got you.
2007-11-21 09:26:04 · answer #3 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."
I though a late delivery was a good thing? lol
2007-11-21 04:36:23 · answer #4 · answered by nolo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do canadian girls like indian boys?
2017-03-28 08:59:44 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I don't want any one to see my complete friends list on Facebook
2017-03-12 22:57:37 · answer #6 · answered by Jana 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goldfish b'day party!?
2017-03-04 03:45:17 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank God nobody I ever dated was a postman!
2007-11-21 05:37:44 · answer #8 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles!!!!!!!! Poor Chip Monk!
2007-11-21 06:11:47 · answer #9 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dying laffing over iritadragon's comments!
2007-11-21 05:49:27 · answer #10 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋