i found it on yahoo answers
One day Three men were walking
along and came upon a raging, violent
river. They needed to get to the other
side, but had no idea of how to do it.
The first man prayed to GOD saying,
"Please GOD, give me the strength to
cross this river." POOF!!
GOD gave him big arms and strong legs
and he was able to swim across the
river in about 3 hours.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to GOD
saying, "Please GOD, give me the strength to
and ability to cross this river. POOF!!
GOD gave him a rowboat and he was able
to row across the river in about one hour.
The third man had seen how this worked out for
the other two, so he prayed to GOD saying,
"Please GOD, give me the strength, ability,
and intelligence to cross this river."
POOF!!
GOD turned him into a woman.
She looked at the map, then
walked across the bridge.
2007-11-21 04:19:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Dang your good at finding truth and humor together!
2007-11-21 04:43:57 · answer #1 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Amen. God is good. Thank God for the power of prayer and the common sense that most women seemed to have naturally.
2007-11-21 13:30:47 · answer #2 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny. Just imagine one man with the intelligence of a woman.
2007-11-21 12:25:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Women always know the shortcuts. HA- HA Good one.
2007-11-21 16:41:36 · answer #4 · answered by Moe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A truer word was never spoken!
2007-11-21 13:54:16 · answer #5 · answered by Donna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One word brill.
2007-11-21 12:27:51 · answer #6 · answered by Angel Bonnie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked this and emailed it to my good friend. She'll love it.
2007-11-21 15:41:35 · answer #7 · answered by curious connie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this would really go ove on the joke section!!!
2007-11-21 20:49:22 · answer #8 · answered by mister ed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew She would come thru for those guys.....
2007-11-21 13:32:07 · answer #9 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great but what does this have to do with senior citizens?
GIRLS RULE!
2007-11-21 12:29:27 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs. Kirk 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋