1. I have absolutely no idea where my wallet is. (Or pants... but that's a long story).
2. I believe that dancing with my arms over head and my butt wiggling while yelling woo-hoo is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. I've suddenly decide I want to kick someone's *** and honestly believe I could do it too.
4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.
5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. submarine on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.
6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooo much.
7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.
8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.
9. The person I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.
14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
15. I start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong way but..."
16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.
17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.
19. I begin leaving the button's open on my button fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the washroom away from my drink.
20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.
2007-11-21 04:14:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
My nips get lumb..... I mean... my lips get numb....
2007-11-21 05:12:58 · answer #1 · answered by Teresa 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Talk to the wall for 15 minutes or more before I realize it isn't human.
When they used to have them, go into the phone booth in the bar to pee.
Say goodnight to my favorite bartender at least 6 times.
Have to use the room on a hot summer night, go outside and pee in some guys window of his car.
Try to pick up the poster of some babe next to your table.
My brother once walked up to Clint Eastwood and said ' Hey, I know you' which was really funny because he was in his own restaurant in Carmel.
2007-11-21 04:59:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
About the time I've had enough, is when the party has just begun. LOL
Still can't walk without falling down, the music is never loud enough, still can't get my pants up and don't care what the neighbors think.
2007-11-21 07:52:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me personally, numbers 4, 6, 7, 16.
Add room begins to spin and/or I feel the need to vomit.
2007-11-21 04:19:44 · answer #4 · answered by libaki 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god ,now I remember why I quit drinking 2 years ago. Can almost feel the hangover that went with all that fun too.
2007-11-21 09:41:02 · answer #5 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your staying power is great, you do mean 1 keg or 1 magnum of 150 proof too many don't you ? one drink too many is just a conversion to a few drinks more point.
2007-11-21 05:09:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guilty as charged on #2 and # 5.
2007-11-21 04:42:14 · answer #7 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i don't drink, sorry, gave it years ago, but i will ad, my ex boss went to a Christmas party and lost false teeth somewhere, the hostess found them the next day, floating in the toilet, true story and no kidding,
2007-11-21 05:10:59 · answer #8 · answered by akadave 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well that is cheerful holiday news, isn't it. Very cute. Not sure it's appropriate for YA. I suppose tea tottlers won't appreciate it, nor will the alcoholics, but made me chuckle.
2007-11-21 04:26:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It would be one to many if I'd had the 2nd one. lol
Very funny, a real good list you've got there. LOL
2007-11-21 07:23:09 · answer #10 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
#6 used to be my thing - I learned not to drink anymore
! LOL
2007-11-21 05:30:57 · answer #11 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋