Now that I have a few years on me (40+ to be precise), here's
what I have discovered:
* I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart
* I started out with nothing, still have most of it
* My wild oats have turned to prunes and All Bran
* Funny, I don't remember being absent minded
* All reports are in. Life is officially unfair
* If all is not lost, where is it?
* It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser
* Some days you're the dog, some days your the hydrant
* I wish the buck stopped here. I sure could use a few.....
* Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the
back seat cause kids
* It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't
been anywhere
* Only time the world beats a path to your door is when you
are in the bathroom
* If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them
on my knees
*When I am finally holding all the cards, why does everyone
decide to play chess?
2007-11-21 04:09:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
All too true dear fisherman . Loved it.
2007-11-21 09:20:55 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful comments and so true but at 40, they're probably just funny to you. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but as you age, they will become real life.
2007-11-21 12:15:30 · answer #2 · answered by Just Hazel 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wish i could have known more...I'm so green with envy, how come you were gifted with so much understanding?
2007-11-21 12:13:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very observant! Very true lmao.
2007-11-21 18:05:41 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles!!!! Laughs all around today!
2007-11-21 14:06:50 · answer #5 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I finally got it all together... but I forgot where I put it...
2007-11-21 13:15:15 · answer #6 · answered by Teresa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I resemble that. You are getting good, keep them coming.
2007-11-21 13:08:05 · answer #7 · answered by doxie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, thats life for you.
2007-11-21 12:11:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wait until you reach your seventies. It gets more fun! :>)
2007-11-21 15:10:26 · answer #9 · answered by UncleBuck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one and the last one are my mantra! LOL
2007-11-21 13:32:58 · answer #10 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋