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2007-11-21 02:22:05 · 18 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

18 answers

I quite agree with Dellarovere and Leonarda. Why any sort of celebration has to be connected with consumption of food and special menues? It is like Easter in Greece when all the religious and spiritual meaning of the Holy Passion is substituted by the greed for lamp meat.

2007-11-21 07:35:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

It feels pretty cold right now. Probably freezing. But tonight at about midnight, it'll be running a fever of about `225. We'll probably have to perform an autopsy tomorrow around 1:00 p.m. We've already got the exam table and all the instruments laid out and ready......just in case.

2007-11-21 10:33:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The turkey is having his lawyer mass mail everyone of his passing and claiming you are his long lost relative and then hopping on a plane to Canada or anyplace else that already celebrated Thanksgiving! Then having his lawyer deposit any moneys raised for funeral to his Swiss bank account!(You know what they say about payback!)

2007-11-21 12:47:10 · answer #3 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 1 0

Fortunately, turkeys don't plan for tomorrow! Very good! Extremely considerate question. God (and, of course, turkeys) will certainly bless you for being considerate to all God's creatures, great & small.....*ka~zoom*

2007-11-21 12:35:06 · answer #4 · answered by Sam 7 · 0 0

It's planning to douse me with "triptophan" to make me fall comfortably asleep shortly after leaving the dinner table.

2007-11-21 12:41:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ever seen "The Island"? thats kind of what its like for the turkey. except we dont use them for parts, we eat thier parts.

2007-11-21 10:26:43 · answer #6 · answered by Wes Mantooth 2 · 1 0

Well, I asked one, and it said it planned to gang up with the others, to ambush the farmer.

2007-11-21 10:24:55 · answer #7 · answered by cara_fairy 4 · 1 0

No wonder I saw some hidden luggage in the coop.

2007-11-21 11:35:15 · answer #8 · answered by † Iríšh † 7 · 1 0

defrosting today.been frozen for a while.it is looking forward to the nice warm oven

2007-11-21 10:33:35 · answer #9 · answered by richard t 7 · 1 0

Ours feels semi-thawed. Tomorrow's been planned for it ;-)

2007-11-21 10:25:56 · answer #10 · answered by buster 7 · 1 0

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