2007-11-21 00:45:12 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Even a python won't touch my mother-in-law, she's too venomous and strangulating for the python.
Her picture is up at the ER next to all other poisonous snakes, but unfortunately there is no anti-venom for her.
Red and Yellow, kill a fellow but Red and Black, friendly Jack.
If to her child you are married, she would rather see you buried.
2007-11-21 07:51:03 · answer #1 · answered by doublewidemama 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First, I pretend to be deathly terrified of snakes, then I faint. (A lie, of course). Then when I come to, I truly hope the innocent snake has won, because there is nothing more venomous. poisonous or deadly than my mother-in-law. I kid you not. The woman has more venom and hatred and bitterness inside her than all the cobras and pythons put together. And she made certain to pass it on to her children as well. One sicko, evil person. And I hate to say that about anybody. Look up evil in the dictionary, I guarantee you her name and picture is there!!!
2007-11-21 01:00:54 · answer #2 · answered by mhiaa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I had a mother-in-law which, being single, I don't, even if I hated her I feel human instinct to jump in there and save her would prevail. More of an adrenaline thing than love for the
in- law though.
2007-11-21 00:52:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well I'm the one that told the guy that I needed a python. ( So I would obviously have to save the snake).
2007-11-21 06:17:08 · answer #4 · answered by Baps . 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hesitate hun and wonder how in the hell I ended up with a mother in law when I am not even married....I really must cust down on the Vodka at weekends!!!
2007-11-21 00:49:05 · answer #5 · answered by Maria S © 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A snake nor anything else would go near my mother-in-law, she is way to fierce and scary. Took her to the local wildlife park and every thing went and hid when they saw her. We were asked to leave so other people could see the animals.
2007-11-21 01:02:04 · answer #6 · answered by RiffRaff 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Uh...As Confusious always say... Never stand in the way of nature or nature will strike back.
NO................Just kidding you guys. No matter how loud, uncooth, aggrivating, hateful, scheming, obnoctious, pushy, tantrum throwing, evil eye looking, wild hair up her but situation, must have it her way or no way, using my children to get what she wants....would I ever let the snake eat her!
No no no.... really guys. Just joking. My nature would be to save her and then kick myself in the butt for the rest of her life for doing the right thing.
Okay, alright...who me? A little tender about my Mother-in-law...........Naaaaah!
2007-11-21 00:59:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Personlly i dont think of ur over reacting...it relatively is unquestionably undesirable for a youthful new child and he or she might desire to of asked u first...i could experience precise how u do (i takew it that ur MIL isnt ur childs nana as u purely been 2gether 1yr and Kayden 3) which makes it even worse...definite infants could have treats yet thats what apples, grapes etc are for....dont permit it get to u, and permit it circulate as he dont circulate in many circumstances yet purely say nxt time he is going that he aint allowed that style of food yet he could have ..... and that u could get excitement from it if she didnt supply him risky food...
2016-09-29 22:44:36 · answer #8 · answered by ynez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it was my mother -in-law I wouldn`t hesitate and dive in to save the Python
2007-11-21 00:49:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
My "unofficial mother-in-laws" (all of them) over the years...
Well...
Let's just say...
I pity the po foo python...
But I think in that situation...
I would pop some hot-buttered popcorn...
And then sit back and relax...
And enjoy the taxidermy show...
2007-11-21 00:53:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋