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i need really funny answers its for a funna speech!!!!

2007-11-21 00:12:43 · 12 answers · asked by Mizz T 2 in Politics & Government Politics

12 answers

Instead of Hillary demanding we get Health insurance, Paris would insist we get our nails done.

I can see it now.

A state dinner at the white house and there are two secret service agents in spandex jump suits only letting in the diplomats that look hot.

I think Paris would be a lot safer in a motorcade as opposed to driving herself.

I heard she has a problem with traffic court.

2007-11-21 00:18:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

If Paris Hilton was president, more people would be blown than in the Clinton administration.

2007-11-21 00:16:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

United States Citizens would be extinct either from genocide or mass suicide.

2007-11-21 00:23:49 · answer #3 · answered by 1+1=2 4 · 1 1

Paris would still be a better choice than Hillary, at least she doesn't lie so much!

2007-11-21 00:19:23 · answer #4 · answered by Dave 3 · 1 2

She would wear a Burka and claim "Thats Hot".

2007-11-21 00:28:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

She would bring public awareness to drunken Senators

2007-11-21 02:26:28 · answer #6 · answered by akitamommy2 3 · 0 1

More intelligence over current President, I mean not even close

2007-11-21 00:20:10 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 2 3

The inheritance tax would be history.

2007-11-21 00:23:04 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 1 1

That would be hot! She could pardon herself for DUI's too.

2007-11-21 00:33:36 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0 1

She would propose a national "go commando" day

2007-11-21 00:24:29 · answer #10 · answered by SteveA8 6 · 2 1

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