2007-11-21 00:09:56 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I've got a chainsaw. If you don't mind turkey bits flying it could be fun.
2007-11-21 00:33:48 · answer #1 · answered by Big Red 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
The King Turkey himself...only a turkey-headed person could carve it perfectly...lol
2007-11-21 00:14:36 · answer #2 · answered by Dark Dickinsonian 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Coat the inside of a paper bag with vegetable oil. Place stuffed and seasoned turkey into paper bag and staple shut. Place in your pan. Bake at 325 degrees, for 15 minutes each pound the turkey weighs. Your turkey will come out moist as it steams/bakes inside the paperbag. No basting needed.
2016-05-24 21:14:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny Buk. You know darn well that the majority of us cannot touch knives. If we claw obsessively we could make some pulled turkey sandwiches, though.
By the way, in regard to a previous Q - shots out of the turkey's asss is a tradition in our home since arriving in the US. Don't poke fun. (That's what she said.)
2007-11-21 01:53:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not me.....last time I held an electric knife....things got really ugly really fast....my little brother damn near lost his pinky finger while grabbing for a piece of turkey while i was carving...the little bast*rd got blood all over the turkey...just about ruined our thanksgiving...never mind his almost severed finger....I wanted my mom's stuffing and there she was all pissy with me...go figure!
2007-11-21 01:08:04 · answer #5 · answered by Jim Morrison's L.A. Woman... 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow,glad all the P&S'ers are honest about knife useage!=)
I nominate you too Buk,and I can assist if you insist,I mean it is a huge turkey,about a 45 pounder dontcha think?=)
Happy Thanksgiving to you and the Mrs.!
2007-11-21 00:21:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Back away Buk. Put down the carving knife
I am armed with sophisticated weapons
2007-11-21 00:13:11 · answer #7 · answered by Kiss My Turkey 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
He who is without sin. ***a hush falls upon the P&S dinner quest, as they step away from the turkey***
2007-11-21 03:32:52 · answer #8 · answered by Cami 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
is carve the turkey some sort of euphamism for sex
2007-11-21 00:15:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I hope you do
I want to get stuffed with some sausage my cavity is a little wet..
I hope everyone has a wonderful holiduh
holla@urgirl ;O
2007-11-21 00:20:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋