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Some stories that I have been told are too funny.
Example: Like in a store, family gatherings and so on.

2007-11-20 23:53:00 · 5 answers · asked by Mom of 2 great boys 7 in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

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In a hospital waiting room.
My daughter (who was 5 at the time) was playing with the pretend food. She was offering sausages to everyone. She turned to the (rather large) nurse and said "You cant have a sausage. You're too fat already".

2007-11-20 23:58:04 · answer #1 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 2 0

I went into a pawn shop to look around and was trying on rings, my daughter who was 2 at the time was with me. It was summer and i had on a sun dress. there were alot of people in the shop. I was standing on a floor vent and so when i felt the breeze i didn't think much of it, it was when the store got silent that i realized my daughter was lifting the back of my dress up for the whole store to see my assets, i had on a thong, no one even said a word just all stared and when i took notice than some guys started clapping. I was sooo embarrassed I just walked out of the store and still haven't went back.

2007-11-21 07:58:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I was sitting in a ice cream parlor when my 18 month old undid my halter top and yelled "Ta Da!!!". Everyone saw everything I have! soo embarrassing.

2007-11-21 07:57:49 · answer #3 · answered by elaeblue 7 · 2 0

one time in church, my son who was about 4 at the time, while the preacher was saying something about passover, came out and daid "mommy, why did he just say asz! refering to pass[over] i felt like crawling under the pew!

2007-11-21 08:08:35 · answer #4 · answered by ~hip*hip*hurray~ 7 · 1 0

at the store he was playing wrestler and said "I'll punch you in your vagina!!!" somewhat embarraissing...

2007-11-21 10:22:17 · answer #5 · answered by bruhah 1 · 0 0

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