If so, what's the details? Heres mine: My daughter and I was at the beach on the boardwalk looking through the pay binoculars along with several other strangers doing the same. I felt this fart coming on that I thought I could crack off silently, but it came out sounding like a foghorn. Immediately I heard the woman on the binoculars next to me yell out "RICHARD!!!!!!" at her son, He shouted, "it wasn't me" then she said "well who was it then". Then Richard said while pointing at my daughter "maybe it was her". My daughter looked at him like Yeah Right! Then the woman grabbed her son's hand and walked away while saying "you're always embarrassing me."
Anyone else have any good stories?
2007-11-20 23:48:05 · 7 answers · asked by coolbeans1998 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
THIS IS A TRUE STORY
Not mine, but on a plane, I was like in the economy class so it wasn't the greatest. This guy sat next to me for some reason. I was flying to Hong Kong from Shanghai and half way thru (1hr out of like 2), something really stinks and i believe that it was the guy sitting next to me, they air hostage or watevr u call them, they came up with an air cleaner spray and sprayed near where my row was. after sometimes like 20 mins, they plane had to go back cuz the captain said som alarm went off but they din know why, and i did not get to HK cuz there wasnt the supply and the plane company's crew there. Damn, this is like..
2007-11-20 23:55:43 · answer #1 · answered by Dollarside 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Compared to yours, mine is crap. I farted in a mcdonalds thinking it would be silent and all. But I forgot those dam wooden chairs are like acoustic pickups and it sounded like thunder. Long story short, my friend was implicated in the farting by everyone in the mcdonalds. They just looked at him and laughed. Of course I went along with it.
2007-11-20 23:52:56 · answer #2 · answered by GoldenHaze 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In a Drama lesson we were all really quiet reading something and i let out this huge fart and i immediatly looked at my friend next to me as if to say it was her, and of course everyone looked in my direction and i blamed it on her, people still took the mick out of her for weeks after! Hehe
2007-11-20 23:51:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get yourself a dog - very good for blaming
2007-11-20 23:51:07 · answer #4 · answered by Bubby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but that is a good one. LOL
2007-11-20 23:50:50 · answer #5 · answered by Mom of 2 great boys 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross but funny
2007-11-21 00:23:22 · answer #6 · answered by momo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-11-20 23:51:30 · answer #7 · answered by joecool 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋