2007-11-20 18:03:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
- Arrive at a meeting late, say you’re sorry, but you didn’t have time for lunch, and you’re going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat entire raw onions.
- Attach a sign that says "FAX" to the paper shredder.
- Compose all your e-mail in rhyming couplets.
- Include a piece of your children’s artwork as a cover page for all reports that you write.
- Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. “That’s a good point Sparky.” “No I’m sorry I’m going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi.”
2007-11-20 18:11:41 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I work for a software development. I'm basically a programmer. Usually there's plenty of projects and work to be done. The current manager loves power and does play favorite. I'm the least liked. He's building up some people he like. Currently they're over stacked with modules and have trouble keeping up with the schedule. Usually they're way overdue in deadline. All I have to do is ask him if I can help with a module or program or bug that needs to be fixed because I have finished my module or bugs to fix. He gets really annoyed, angry and start to throw tantrums.
Not really entertaining for me but actually puts cringe in my morale, motivation and mood. Never had in my life do I need to make such great effort to keep my motivation up. Hope the other people around the development team are entertained by this.
2007-11-21 02:45:32 · answer #2 · answered by eternalvoid 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do your job in a perfect way: the Boss cannot stand this: he will become yellow -liver for the rage
He could even die because of his rage (maybe an apoplectic stroke...) and you could be the new Boss.
Wonderful idea! How to kill a boring boss ... mmm ... I have a criminal mind
2007-11-21 05:03:57 · answer #3 · answered by Ivory33 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Prank calls, c'mon those are funny no matter what age you are.
2007-11-21 02:41:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Smile when he looks your way.
2007-11-21 02:06:17 · answer #5 · answered by Mo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
let one go after eating prunes.
2007-11-21 02:08:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a boss!
2007-11-21 02:06:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fart! when he comes near you and say 'sorry'.
2007-11-21 05:15:29 · answer #8 · answered by jillybilly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋