you discovered that she had stuffed the turkey with her old panty hose and stockings, would you still eat some turkey just to make her happy?
2007-11-20 17:22:27 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
no. for two reasons: 1st, i would realise i was in the wrong house as my Gran's been dead for years; and 2nd, I'm a vegetarian... so i never eat turkey.
*edit* i'm lmAo over nytebried's answer, that was funny.
2007-11-20 17:34:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No!! I wouldn't let anyone else ether. If she was out of it enough to cook it with panty hose and stockings, she probably didn't cook it properly. Turkey and all poultry have a bacteria called salmonella. Usually it is killed when you cook the turkey, but if the turkey isn't cooked all the way or is left out at room temperature for too long, it could survive to infect you. It's better to be tactful and risk hurting her fillings than to risk everyone ending up in the hospital. Usually typhoid (the disease caused by salmonella poisoning) is treated with antibiotics, but sometimes it is fatal.
2007-11-20 18:18:18 · answer #2 · answered by James S 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you know what grandma, mama just stuffed me like this turkey. can i get that to go and when the magic toilet fairy visits, i'll be eating this delicious turkey up.
hate to be that decietful, but there is no way that I'm eating a turkey that's been stuffed like that. she's not expecting me to sit there and eat if I've already stuffed myself. I could be starving, but there's my line and i'm sticking to it.
2007-11-20 17:29:17 · answer #3 · answered by mizhitz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure, just not the stuffing! keeping elderly relatives to feel loved is very important. grandma probably went through a lot of hard work to prepare a feast, you should enjoy the meat, and maybe the stuffing wont appeal to you, but what if it makes the meat even more juicy and flavorful?
2007-11-20 17:33:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If she's been off - I'll tell her that I some of the turkey but she has just forgotten.
2007-11-20 17:25:37 · answer #5 · answered by nytebreid 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...depends...are we talking CLEAN stockings, or crusty stockings...
If the former...maybe a bit from the very outside.
If the latter...I would feign sickness, Bart Simpson style...(ooohhoohh...ouch...*moan* I think I ruptured one of my ovaries!)...and stagger for the front door...
2007-11-20 17:27:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO! The juices from the hoes and ew.no. like the other guy said if shes a little off id say i already had some.
2007-11-20 17:26:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My grandmas always off, so I dont even go to her house for Thanksgiving.
2007-11-20 23:28:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would squegee the stuffing from her inner thighs and have it with a fine Chianti.
2007-11-20 17:27:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd have to pass on that!! I'll just eat some ham!<3
2007-11-20 17:26:05 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥Mommy to 2 Divas♥♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋