2007-11-20 17:12:14 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
why don't you drown he or she in a favorite drink, hot cocoa perhaps.
2007-11-20 17:16:14 · answer #1 · answered by littlemisscontroverse 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Gnomes are a very tricky species. There is a secret organization, begun in France (Garden Gnome Liberation Front). They believe in freeing the gnomes to live in the wild forests, where they are felt to belong. This group may have just paid you a visit, and returned your gnomes to the forest. Either that, or Alphus stole them back to sell to someone else. Or high school kids, or middle school kids. Raccoons and crows have been known to covet shiny objects.
2016-05-24 10:12:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Threaten it first by telling it, that you sold him to Michael Jackson, he is going to keep you in his room.
The gnome will drown itself before you Michael even gets to show up!
Good tactic and less messy, and you don't have to worry if anyone was watching you, with their Cell Phone ready to call the police.
2007-11-20 17:17:46 · answer #3 · answered by SERENA P 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Take him out for a nice row boat ride for two on a foggy night. Go out into the middle of the lake, and smack him over the head with the oar. And then dispose of the body.
2007-11-20 17:17:59 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Put it in a burlap bag with a litter of kittens and take it to the river for a swim. It will feel all warm and fuzzy and it slips into oblivion.
2007-11-20 20:21:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
There is no nice way to drown a garden gnome
However you do it you're still a killer
2007-11-21 16:15:58 · answer #6 · answered by Chris L 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I drown in the loud scream it makes when introduce it to my good friend Marty the Sledgehammer.
2007-11-20 17:19:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
well you drown yourself if you hear a garden gnome talking. that's just not right.
2007-11-20 17:15:47 · answer #8 · answered by elizabeth 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Run him over with an 18 wheeler
2007-11-20 17:15:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would say strap him to his neighbor, the pink flamingo and send them both on a "trip" that involves a boogie board and a hurricane.
2007-11-20 17:16:06 · answer #10 · answered by Heather 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Why drown him, just deport him over to the nearest neighbours house.
2007-11-20 17:15:17 · answer #11 · answered by itsjustme 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋