"None of you have figured out this is a roadkilled burro."
"So Uncle Joe, does that restraining order apply to teenagers, too?"
"Uhm....I don't know ANY of you. What address is this?"
2007-11-20 16:17:57 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"I hope you like the new dressing recipe...Mr.Whiskers helped me make it."
"I think its high time I tell you this...Mom,Dad,I actually lost my virginity to the pool boy...in your bed...and incorporated some items we found under the bed...please pass the mashed potatoes."
"Thank God I'm going out of town for Christmas! You guys are nuts!"
*talking to yourself in a low voice* "Shut up,Bobo! Not now! First we eat...THEN we kill them!"
"I hope you didn't get rid of my old bedroom furniture,cuz college isn't really "me" so I'm moving back in until I find myself!"
2007-11-21 15:09:45 · answer #1 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
If i ought to easily consume what i ought to surely kill..i could be residing on a eating recurring of cockroach, some ants and an occassional fly. i for my area ate 3 bites of turkey this thanksgiving as i'm no longer a huge fan of meat despite if i'm no longer a vegetarian..i could lots fairly consume each and every of the area dishes. If I had to kill what I ate..i could in all probability supply up meat completely..do no longer consume it lots in any respect now besides.
2016-09-29 22:24:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd talk about the autopsy on the show "Dr G Medical Examiner" and then talk about the crap I've cleaned out of people's teeth
Then I'd talk about dead bodies I have seen at the nursing home I used to work at
If I REALLY wish to freak people out, I'd talk about Hillary being president and Rosie ODonnel in lingerie
2007-11-21 04:07:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The Addams Family Statred when Uncle Fester ....
2007-11-20 16:26:02 · answer #4 · answered by Tigger 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Awww, Grandpa fell asleep in his sweet potato pie....Grandpa? *pokes grandpa with a fork* Grandpa?
Mom? Why do I look more like Aunt Susie and Dad?
I didn't know turkey had four legs and a long tail.....hey, has any one seen Rex today?
2007-11-21 13:12:36 · answer #5 · answered by feather girl 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Right after you've hand prepared all the food announce "I have leprosy. Apparently its highly infectious and I really shouldn't be touching, let alone cooking anything. But you know doctors always over exaggerate"
2007-11-20 16:37:20 · answer #6 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
As Dad is scooping the dressing out of the turkey:
"Oh, dear God! Didn't anyone think to give the thing an enema before cooking it?"
2007-11-20 22:06:49 · answer #7 · answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
"Hey, did you guys hear about the turkey poison problem? Yeah, turns out all turkeys in this area are poisoned"
Gotta say it AFTER eating most of the turkey.
2007-11-21 07:13:37 · answer #8 · answered by Mako 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd say that I invited my cousin from Alaska over, and she should be here any second.
Let's just say she's a little hard to get along with :)
2007-11-20 16:29:23 · answer #9 · answered by frito_pie 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I saved this extra turkey in the fridge from last thanksgiving,, I hope it still tastes ok ?
2007-11-20 16:36:33 · answer #10 · answered by Tom M 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋