2007-11-20 14:30:06 · 33 answers · asked by Callumaniac 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He's aiming at my crotch, ive got metal underwear on jokes on him
2007-11-20 14:31:33 · update #1
I hope Dr Demonica doesn't sue me under copyright law
2007-11-20 14:41:48 · update #2
stick your head between your legs and kiss you Butt goodbye!!!!
....or, ask him the Zen question..."what is the sound of one hand clapping?"...then ***** slap the crap out of him!!!
2007-11-20 14:33:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him 4 a video game showdown n take him out in mortal kombat... dats d 1ly thing u can do 2 beat him... fyt in real, n u r dead b4 u even thnk abt strting...
2007-11-20 14:36:36 · answer #2 · answered by tin_aadi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious?
If you are serious, well thats actually really funny. But if you are like damn serious that you picked a fight with a monk, I guess you are screwed. But aren't monks supposed to be non-violent? So how do you pick a fight with one?
2007-11-20 14:32:45 · answer #3 · answered by way2hot2becool 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He's got metal claws on his hand and a folded 'whip chain' hidden in a pouch.
BUT you're lucky he's a pacifist or else you'd be very dead.
2007-11-20 14:32:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
First of all: WOW.
SECONDLY:
Well, he's got mistical powers. so i'd just say
"OH LOOK A FLYING SQUIRRL!!" (Point to something behind him)
the second he turns around, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
2007-11-20 14:42:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup, duck ... quickly!
Ouch, sorry 'bout that ... must hurt a bit.
Bow out gracefully, IMHO ...
Duck and fake NOW ...
Ouch!
Sorry ... BedThyme here - GL
2007-11-20 14:36:50 · answer #6 · answered by Ol' Sasquatch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know that their kicks are more powerful than a .50 caliber rifle?
2007-11-20 14:35:28 · answer #7 · answered by Hornet One 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
err... well i dont know if you have any martial arts experience but if u picked a fight with him.Better off try apologizing seriously or else u wont be able to do stuff wit your "wang" .If it doesnt work.. well may the light be with you lol
2007-11-20 14:34:28 · answer #8 · answered by jossu_candelario 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahah! i love this one. courteously suggest to him "what would buddha do" and back away slowly with your hands in plain sight. at no time should you point out the razor burn on his skull, or that one of his forehead dots has fallen off.
2007-11-20 14:33:29 · answer #9 · answered by backslashyourasterix 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Take the thumpin' you deserve for picking the fight in the first place.
2007-11-20 14:32:17 · answer #10 · answered by topazopalstar 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋