2007-11-20 12:44:50 · 26 answers · asked by YesIDid 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
he knows he'd only try to eat your sweet, sweet pumpkins... can't blame him for trying to control himself this year...
2007-11-20 12:49:19 · answer #1 · answered by Cliff 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure that Santa won't let you sit on his lap? Maybe you subconsiously rejected him and you don't really want to sit on his lap:)
2007-11-20 15:50:14 · answer #2 · answered by Not just a pretty face 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can sit on my lap anytime you want to and I'll give you a present.
2007-11-20 13:55:34 · answer #3 · answered by Smartassawhip 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you're 50 years old, you weigh 300 pounds, and you smell like a combination of urine and cow dung.
2007-11-20 12:49:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did u wash your Pumpkins before u ***-ked
2007-11-20 13:02:36 · answer #5 · answered by lolgtfo :3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are probally over the age limit
2007-11-20 12:47:05 · answer #6 · answered by xclusive_4xxx_u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how old r u? LOL
And maybe you said Santa I like ponies and he's all like gosh
2007-11-20 12:47:54 · answer #7 · answered by Cowboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you always ask for the first thing that pops up!! LOL
2007-11-20 12:54:39 · answer #8 · answered by Harley Mama!! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you gave him chocolate chip cookies and we ALL know that sugar cookies are the best.
2007-11-20 12:47:16 · answer #9 · answered by furry6feline 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because he doesnt like you.. You've been a bad person =o
2007-11-20 12:46:40 · answer #10 · answered by ɫɦɾouɡɦ ɫɦɛ ɛɣɛʂ oʄ ɫɦɛ ɑvɛɴɢɛd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋