or they do around here
2007-11-20 12:44:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Cause they were born in alphabetical order.
Wow it's hard to make a funny answer to this question...I shall star this...good job.
2007-11-20 12:48:53 · answer #1 · answered by Beatles Princess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is because the Grim Reaper is working off an alphabetized Kill List. If your name is Aardvark you are always the first to die.
2007-11-20 12:47:57 · answer #2 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AND according to the arrests and court docket, ppl are arrested and indicted in alphabetical order as well ?!!!! Orderly indeed.
2016-05-24 09:32:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you change your name right after the person alphabetically before you dies, then you can cheat death.
Eg David dies, and Egbert changes his name to Ben. He lives another year.
When Prince changed his name to that squiggle, he was onto a good thing...
2007-11-20 12:50:18 · answer #4 · answered by Buzzard 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
For convenience of the writer's of the orbituaries, of course! lol.
Or maybe they just write them that way so people can look up loved ones a little easier!
2007-11-20 12:52:33 · answer #5 · answered by Watsit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, because we live in alphabetical order too.
2007-11-20 12:46:45 · answer #6 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny that,they die in alphabetical order,but they don't bury/cremate them in alphabetical order.In my graveyard they are just buried willy nilly.Strange ain't it?
2007-11-20 12:51:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does that mean Billy Zane will live for ages? Lol
2007-11-20 12:49:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hardley! they are just put in alphabetical order in the paper! xx
2007-11-20 20:43:31 · answer #9 · answered by angel eyez xx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't know! but i'm more worried about the number of people that die from "death" !
"IT'S BLOODY FATAL THAT " !
besides it's amazing what people will do to get in the paper's these days !
2007-11-20 12:53:35 · answer #10 · answered by george m (eat that bun in one ) 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋