Can you come up with some funny endings to these FILL-INS?? (PLEASE include the whole sentence!!)?

Question

1) Frankly my dear____________________.
2) Am I dreaming or are you_____________.
3) Surely you do NOT expect me to_________.
4) Yes, you are free to leave, please__________.
5) Howdy pardner!! My name is_______ and I am here to______.

Answer 1

1) Frankly my dear your validation is not necessary. NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAAA !!
2) Am I dreaming or are you actually doing your imitations of our Founding Fathers....... And by the way..... Your take-off of George Washington looks a little like Britney Spears talking her way out of her latest traffic ticket.
3) Surely you do NOT expect me to fall for that old line , again. Oh, well, why not.......Yeah....Come on over..... You are kinda cute and there's nothin' on but reruns.
4) Yes, you are free to leave, please...... I'm begging you!!
5) Howdy pardner!! My name is Sunshine and I am here to lasso my boyfriend, U.S. Marshal Matt Dillon. HEE HAW, MattBaby. I loooooooooove you.

Answer 2

1) Frankly my dear I don't give a bubonic plague!
2) Am I dreaming or are you really Freddy Kruger
3) Surely you do NOT expect me to eat that, do you?
4) Yes, you are free to leave, please don't let the door hit you in the butt on your way out.
5) Howdy pardner!! My name is The Cable Company and I am here to jack your price up!

Answer 3

1) Frankly my dear, this stuffing is too much for my cavity to handle!
2) Am I dreaming or are you hand whipping that cream??
3) Surely you do NOT expect me to do the dishes!!
4) Yes, you are free to leave, please take this turkey carcass with you, and don't forget your husband who's been hugging the bowl for the last hour...
5) Howdy pardner!! My name is Tom Turkey and I am here to talk turkey if you've got the thyme.

Answer 4

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Can you come up with some funny endings to these FILL-INS?? (PLEASE include the whole sentence!!)?
1) Frankly my dear____________________.
2) Am I dreaming or are you_____________.
3) Surely you do NOT expect me to_________.
4) Yes, you are free to leave, please__________.
5) Howdy pardner!! My name is_______ and I am here to______.

Answer 5

1) Frankly my dear, you have a very strange name, why is that?
2) Am I dreaming or are you just a pigment of my imagination?
3) “Surely you do NOT expect me to put down the toilet seat EVERY time!” (any male).
4) Yes, you are free to leave….. in fact, please leave…..your car keys, credit card and your shoes. Oh and have a nice day!
5) Howdy pardner!! My name is Marshall Matt and I am here to save your town.

Answer 6

1) Frankly my dear, I just thought you were squeezing it tight
2) Am I dreaming or are you really going to disappear any second now?
3) Surely you do NOT expect me to return the favour when you're bleeding?!
4) Yes, you are free to leave, please close the door on your way out.
5) Howdy pardner!! My name is Gerald and I am here to help you impregnate your horse. Er no, I'm not *technically* a vet, yet..

Answer 7

1. Frankly my dear, I DO give a damn, just not about you.
2. Am I dreaming or are you really going to wear that toupee when you take me out to dinner?
3. Surely you do NOT expect me to be seen with you in that horrid toupee?
4. Yes, you are free to leave, please walk out in the middle of traffic and try to get yourself run over so I don't have to think about you anymore.
5. Howdy pardner!! My name is Lilith and I am here to mess with your world as you know it. (They didn't kick me out of the Garden of Eden for nothing, y'know ;)

Answer 8

1) Frankly my dear YOUR IGNORANCE IS SHOWING. I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING IN MY POCKET.
2) Am I dreaming or are you REALLY BRAD PITT?! DAMMIT! I AM DREAMING!
3) Surely you do NOT expect me to TAKE THIS LYING DOWN? Hmmm, ON SECOND THOUGHT-------..
4) Yes, you are free to leave, please PICK UP THE TRASH AND LEAVE IT AT THE CURB ON YOUR WAY.
5) Howdy pardner!! My name is GYPSY ROSE LEE and I am here to SHOW YOU A REAL GOOD TIME. HIT IT, BOYS! (The Stripper starts playing)

Answer 9

1) Frankly my dear i don't give a darn.
2) Am I dreaming or are you losing weight?
3) Surely you do NOT expect me to get on my knees?
4) Yes, you are free to leave, please lock the door when you go.
5) Howdy pardner!! My name is Mr. Howdy and I am here to ride it like a bull.

Answer 10

1. Frankly my dear , you are short.
2.Am I dreaming or are you awake
3.Surely you don't expect me to expect something for you.
4.yes, you are free to leave, please use the window.
5.Howdy Partner!My name is Luke and I am here to puke !