2007-11-20 08:22:41 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'd take my shoe off and throw it at you.
2007-11-20 08:25:26 · answer #1 · answered by Lexy 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
How can one walk casually away with two broken legs?
Did you mean to say how you could casually crawl off
2007-11-20 08:27:11 · answer #2 · answered by Nvr2soon 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's okay .... my leg has been rendered fart-proof a long time ago ....... but what you weren't more immediately aware of is that I attached a time-delay wireless fuse in your back pocket. So that the next time you release the HG (Hiney Gas)...... err .....let's just say stop eating the Taco's 5 days a week.
2007-11-20 08:30:17 · answer #3 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would say:"Thank you good Samaritan for noticing that I have a severe cramp in my leg. The heat that your flatulence has provided really did the trick in relieving the ache in my leg."
2007-11-20 10:26:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would casually hang my foot in your a.s.s. to pack the rest of the fart into you and walk away.
2007-11-20 14:23:30 · answer #5 · answered by xxx 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh, do you love having fun moving your bowels? Well.... I have concocted a lovely drink for you... and after you drank it... I'll simply warn you that you'll be spending much time on the "John". Have fun making art.
2007-11-20 08:39:02 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your wrong about the last bit as you wouldn't be capable of walking ever again.
2007-11-20 08:28:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kick you with that leg and take a shower.
2007-11-20 08:31:21 · answer #8 · answered by ♠I Did My Time♠ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would smile with embarrassment and blush, get up and move away from where I was sitting, while keeping one hand over my nose and wave the smell away with the other hand.
2007-11-20 08:31:07 · answer #9 · answered by mumtaz 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would apologize for my leg getting in the way of your fart....
2007-11-20 08:30:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are you Registered with the local police?
2007-11-20 08:30:16 · answer #11 · answered by remoserjr107 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋