I am really in need of ideas, it's payback time ;)
2007-11-20 07:53:50 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lay on the table naked and pretend you're the main course!
2007-11-20 07:55:57 · answer #1 · answered by The Sidewalkinator 6 · 11⤊ 0⤋
lets see break alot of wind at the table, belch alot and never say excuse me for either of them. ummm show up naked at the table and use the really nice table cloth as a bid and make sure to spill lots of stuff on it on purpose. Those should all be some really good payback worthy options.
2007-11-20 16:32:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Most inappropriate thing? Start making love to the Turkey. But if you're looking for something to do which won't make people thing you're literally insane, then just flick a big spoonful of mashed potatoes at the person you're mad at, then hide behind Grandma.
You can also take bets on who's gonna die next. Example, "I'll give you 2 to 1 odds that Great Uncle Ernie won't make it 'til March."
2007-11-20 16:02:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Scream out each time someone cuts the turkey, as though you were possessed by its spirit, and feeling its pain.
Tell each person at the table how many months or years each additional helping of food is taking off of their lifespan. (Use a calculator and pretend to verify your conclusions on a pad of paper.)
Call the Health Department and say that you expect an outbreak of typhus to occur at the host's house, if they don't hurry up and come and confiscate everything.
Ask out loud, "I wonder if the five-second rule applies to turkey?"
2007-11-20 16:01:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
My husband and i agree with this: If u have a brother in law french kiss him right in front of the family ... this will get u a great pay back to who ever wronged u... but seriously dont pick a holiday to get some one back that is just wrong, bide your time and pick a time when u can really and thoughtfully get them back...
2007-11-20 16:23:42 · answer #5 · answered by THE UK WILDCAT FAMILY 10 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It would probably be inappropriate to make love to a hot woman like you, baby. Now, fun on the other hand, it would be. Peace!
2007-11-22 17:56:05 · answer #6 · answered by bikinybandit 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bring a guy you've just met and make out at the table?
Come in your a**less chaps, and nothing else?
Have a burp a thon?
Take both drumsticks?
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2007-11-20 20:06:15 · answer #7 · answered by Sweet Pea 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
drink three three liter bottles of soda, sit in the middle of the table and belch to the tune of the william tell overture,then nock off a case of beans and do the same think from your butt end! youll be the hit of the party!
2007-11-20 16:01:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Talk about a growth you found on your area.
Scratch your privates to a point of moaning.
Talk with your mouth full of something green, And make sure there is some on your teeth.
Burp your ABC'S.
2007-11-20 16:01:23 · answer #9 · answered by SKB11 Kitty-Kong!!! 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Set fire to whoever you want to pay back at the table and as they die in a fireball claim it was spontaneous human combustion.
2007-11-21 13:52:51 · answer #10 · answered by Seed Plower 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋