Monday night I was home watching wrestling on the tv. I heard this moaning/ growling noise coming from out back. I got up and went to the back porch to take a gander. I seen this huge hairy man squating over my garden gnome & defecating on it. I shouted at it and it ran into the woods. Is there anyone I can report this to???
2007-11-20 07:23:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Report it to the BFRO
www.bfro.net
2007-11-20 11:36:55 · answer #1 · answered by Stocky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you never seen a scary movie???? You should not investigate strange noises coming from outside at night alone.
2007-11-20 15:43:54 · answer #2 · answered by HALLALJPAA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you still have the scat in an undamaged condition? If so I'd check with a local biologist at a nearby university.
2007-11-20 15:29:43 · answer #3 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why call thelocal police and thwr will happily oblige you sonny. Once upon hearing your true story the military will come with tanks and blow that oversized freak to h%ll.
2007-11-23 21:31:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
without a picture theres no point reporting it
2007-11-20 16:31:26 · answer #5 · answered by slopoke6968 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont tell any one let him be
2007-11-24 17:35:36 · answer #6 · answered by irish_matt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋