Will you take a dog quiz?

Question

If you own a dog (or one owns you):
1. What kind is it?
2. How old is it?
3. Male or female and is it "fixed?
4. Is it well trained?
5. Do you groom it regularly?
6. Do you brush it's teeth?
7. Do you like it better than some humans you know?
8. Do you buy it gifts for it's birthday and Christmas?
9. Do you let it sleep with you?
10. What is it's name and why did you name it that?

Answer 1

1. she is a blue heeler, austrailian shepherd and the rest of her is heinez 57 mix...

2. she is 22 months old

3. female and she is fixed

4. yes she is well trained,she can sit up and she can beg, give paw and is quiet when she needs to be..

5. she gets a bath every week and a good brushing after ward

6. no she doesnt like toothpaste and i wont fight with her to do it..

7. yes she is a constant snuggle and cuddler

8. oh yes, she gets as much gifts as our boys do.

9. yes she sleeps right in the center of the bed unless my hubby is working then she sleeps on his side of the bed

10. her name is ariel renee, and we got her name off the internet for puppy names and i picked three and my mom made the choice as to what to name her...

Answer 2

Hope you don't mind if I answer on behalf of my 2 cats. . .

1. What kind is it? NOT SURE - TABBIES MAYBE
2. How old is it? - ONE IS 1.5, ONE IS 7 MOS.
3. Male or female and is it "fixed? BOTH MALES & BOTH FIXED!!
4. Is it well trained? YES, THEY ARE WONDERFUL
5. Do you groom it regularly? ONLY WHAT THEY DO THEMSELVES
6. Do you brush it's teeth? NOPE
7. Do you like it better than some humans you know? DEFINITELY!!
8. Do you buy it gifts for it's birthday and Christmas? NOPE
9. Do you let it sleep with you? YES
10. What is it's name and why did you name it that? MARSHMELLOW (daughter named him that - and that's how we spell it too) I GUESS BECAUSE HE WAS THE COLOR OF A TOASTED MARSHMALLOW WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER AND HE WAS SOFT. CHOCOLATE (son named him that) BECAUSE HE IS A DARK BROWN/BLACK COMBINATION.

Answer 3

1. What kind is it? - I don't own a dog
2. How old is it? - I told you I don't own a dog
3. Male or female and is it "fixed? - N/A
4. Is it well trained? - Are you even listening??
5. Do you groom it regularly? - For f*ck sake
6. Do you brush it's teeth? - I DON'T OWN A DOG!
7. Do you like it better than some humans you know? - B*ll*cks
8. Do you buy it gifts for it's birthday and Christmas? - NO DOG
9. Do you let it sleep with you? - I let anything sleep with me, not fussy
10. What is it's name and why did you name it that? - but I don't own a dog!!

Answer 4

1. A terrier
2. 4 yrs.
3. Female...yes she is fixed
4. She knows "sit"...that's it!
5. About once every 6 months
6. NO!
7. Without a doubt!
8. Sometimes...
9. Not anymore!
10. Scruffy...because she is well...SCRUFFY!

Answer 5

1) Poodle/Bichon Frise cross
2) 14½
3) Male - neutered
4) Reasonably well
5) Yes
6) No
7) Yes
8) No
9) No
10) Oscar, was already named when I got him

Answer 6

Pom
5 months
female, not fixed yet
sometimes
yes
no
yes
no
Yes
Roxy...my husband named her

Answer 7

Pug
5 years old
male (no)
yes
yes
yes
uh yeah
ofcourse
no cause my bed is too high...=))
Sir Pugsly cause his mothers name is Madam Tutu and his fathers name is Kingsly.........

Answer 8

1. Black Lab
2. 4 months
3. female and yes
4. not yet
5. no
6. milkbones
7. yes
8. maybe
9. no
10. Lilly .. she was named when I got her

Answer 9

1. golden retriever
2. 4
3. female- fixed
4. yes
5. no
6. no
7. yes
8. yes
9. no
10. abbi- after her mom