for Thanksgiving.
I know I get a great meal at my wifes in laws but I'll get a great piece of breast and thigh at my new honey's place.
Maybe I can eat a big meal with the wife then start a fake fight and head over to my mistress and have her for dessert.
Hmmmm
decisions I do have.
2007-11-20 00:22:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Maybe you should go to divorce court and stop being a putz.
2007-11-20 00:24:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hmmm...
bottle of wine for dinner... $20
lost bet on the game... $100
going to visit your girlfriend on a family holiday, not being able to perform because you're too full of turkey and beer...priceless.
divorce court because now your wife knows your cheating...Very Expen$ive!
Seriously, families are a pain in the @ss, but unless you're really ready to bust a move, don't visit your girlfriend on a day when there is absolutely no excuse to cover for you. Nobody has to work or has an emergency meeting on Thanksgiving. Why not spend all day Friday instead?
Exercise a little caution, and you'll be able to eat great meals at home, and have lots of side dishes along the way for years to come. Otherwise, I'll be looking for you on Springer.
2007-11-20 08:34:15 · answer #2 · answered by WilliamM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are the kind of guy that gives other guys a bad rap! Other guys, good guys have to pay for your indiscretions. Go to the girlfriends house, start a fake fight with the wife, she will never forget the holiday fights and will one day divorce you and maybe find a better man and she deserves to do this as you are a cheater and only good enough for the dog to poo on.
2007-11-20 08:27:54 · answer #3 · answered by Linda S 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hope your wife finds out about the other woman and she takes you to the cleaners. Too bad I don't know who your wife is. Men like you give the very few good men in the world a bad name. If you don't love your wife stop using her and divorce her so she can find a real man not a lying, cheating creep like you.
2007-11-20 08:32:14 · answer #4 · answered by Shery W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What you need to do is get a labotomy. Apparently you don't realize this will bite you in the ***. Picture this, your wife is enjoying her turkey day with a real man, who has plenty of giblets to please her hunger. She must be starving from lack of protein. If you need to go elsewhere, chances are, so does she.
Hope you burn your tongue on the gravy!
2007-11-20 08:31:07 · answer #5 · answered by Caduceus of Hermes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh the guys that think they can hide forever that they are not honoring their vows. How much is that sweety going to cost you. Wife, kids, dog, house, alimony, but enjoy both worlds while you can.
2007-11-20 08:50:55 · answer #6 · answered by LIPPIE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you mean or wifes parents? Because your wifes in laws would be your parents...right? Also, does your lover know you have a wife?
2007-11-20 08:27:35 · answer #7 · answered by just me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are an asshole and you dont need to be married!!!! Save your wife the heartache and act like you have a heart!!
2007-11-20 09:13:08 · answer #8 · answered by cutiepie88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! That is pretty awful. I think you believe you are having your cake and eating it too but it seems like a lonely existence.
2007-11-20 08:35:48 · answer #9 · answered by analog girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should go fall on a carving knife...Men like you don't deserve wives. Or dinner!
2007-11-20 08:29:55 · answer #10 · answered by cindyokie1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋