"Every time she opens her mouth, she sticks her foot in it."
Neat trick if you've only got one leg :o)
Rats milk indeed...what the hell is she on this time? Does she not realise that cows produce thousands of tonnes of methane every year, a gas which has been scientifically proved to have a seriously detrimental effect on the ozone layer. So my answer to old Hoppy is this...
SAVE THE PLANET - EAT MORE COWS.
:o)
2007-11-20 00:50:34
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answered by Tish P 6
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READ THIS, IT'S FUNNY....
It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally , I think it's prosthetic. News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs. Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. 'He has been my crutch for so long'! She said in an earlier briefing , 'I have no idea why this has happened , I'm really stumped'
'She's running around in circles' , according to a close friend , 'she will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this'
After his break up with Heather , Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world , and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.
Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. 'She's terrible' a source stated , 'always trying to get her leg over'.
Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. 'Macca couldn't handle it anymore' a friend said , 'he would get home at night and find her legless'
Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.
A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate 'I'm f***ed , who will want a one legged gold digger?' His mate says 'try Paul McCartney'
Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:
I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.
These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him , he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.
2007-11-20 00:13:34
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answered by Banny Grasher 4
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I agree with you, every time she opens her mouth, I understand why Paul McCartney wanted out of that marriage. The woman needs to crawl back under the stone she came from. I don't know if you heard her interview with Nick Ferrari on Monday morning on LBC, but she proved herself to be a liar and to a certain extent you shouldn't trust what comes out of her mouth.
2007-11-20 00:24:36
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answered by Baps . 7
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You should stop reading so many tabloids and have a look at some of the real stuff she does.
She is a positive role model who has done an enormous amount of charity work that doesnt benefit her at all. At least she is trying to do something positive with her celebrity.
Instead of reading one sensationalist tabloid headline you should try to do some research of your own to see what this woman actually does, it might surprise you!
2007-11-20 00:17:35
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answered by Anonymous
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You are entiltled to your opinion, but her marriage failed, and she seems very insecure that most days lately she sin the papers over something, But i'm sure a lot of ppl would like to know if theres any truth in what shes been saying about their marriage, maybe stella did not like her but then again who is/was married to ?
2007-11-20 00:21:36
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answered by Red,Green and Blue 5
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because she is a gold-digger. That was her intention from the beginning. No life or identity of her own. So she finds herself living in the shadow of a well known man. Quite sad actually.
2007-11-20 00:22:25
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answered by Caduceus of Hermes 3
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It's in her nature. Mills just keep grinding on
As for Crimbo cat's jokes, I'm sure Heather would give you a boot up the behind if she could. If I were you I'd leg it
2007-11-20 00:20:25
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answered by Anonymous
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I agree with you, the crap that comes out of her big mouth is causing a huge ammount of global warming !
2007-11-20 07:48:50
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answered by Anonymous
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If she shut up, then people would stop taking an interest in her and then she wouldn't be making as much money.
2007-11-20 00:23:07
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answered by Gemz L 4
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Because she loves attention. Any attention, good or bad she doesn't mind. She does need therapy of some kind 'cause no one really behaves like that do they???
2007-11-20 00:22:12
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answered by Anonymous
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